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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
The Onion at its best!
TEMPE, AZ—Claiming he was initially excited at the prospect of playing for a legitimate championship contender, new Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal admitted Monday that, upon reading about the phenomenon of massive stellar explosions popularly known as supernovas, he is now terrified of the entire organization.
"I have emerged from my astronomical studies a much more educated man, a learned man, and yes—a frightened man. I am now a sage of the supernova," O'Neal said during a combination press conference and PowerPoint presentation at an Arizona State University lecture hall. "If I would have known being a Sun meant being a part of a system where gravity could collapse, causing my radiant celestial body to explode in an event 10 times brighter than an ordinary Phoenix Sun—or worse, dematerialize into a neutron star or possibly a black hole—I would have never agreed to the trade."
Hat tip via Galley Slaves
"I have emerged from my astronomical studies a much more educated man, a learned man, and yes—a frightened man. I am now a sage of the supernova," O'Neal said during a combination press conference and PowerPoint presentation at an Arizona State University lecture hall. "If I would have known being a Sun meant being a part of a system where gravity could collapse, causing my radiant celestial body to explode in an event 10 times brighter than an ordinary Phoenix Sun—or worse, dematerialize into a neutron star or possibly a black hole—I would have never agreed to the trade."
Hat tip via Galley Slaves
Friday, February 22, 2008
Wow. The man has got a pair of brass ones.
Linky Link
"Belichick has said that he misinterpreted the league’s bylaws, telling Goodell that he thought it was permissible to use electronic equipment as long as the information was not used in the same game. That explanation has been greeted with disbelief by some peers and league officials."
Belichick's reply: "I got your disbelief right here."
"Belichick has said that he misinterpreted the league’s bylaws, telling Goodell that he thought it was permissible to use electronic equipment as long as the information was not used in the same game. That explanation has been greeted with disbelief by some peers and league officials."
Belichick's reply: "I got your disbelief right here."
Thursday, February 21, 2008
So I was at least 1/2 correct.
We waited until the 2nd half to roll over
I think the news that Miami beat Duke just puts a nice touch on this season.
Go pack!
NIT?
NIT?
NIT?
I think the news that Miami beat Duke just puts a nice touch on this season.
Go pack!
NIT?
NIT?
NIT?
Friday, February 15, 2008
Since no one will step up to the plate...
I will admit it: We stink.
Not like in a UVa, Miami kind of truly horrible-ness.
More of the soul crushing, just barely good enough to keep your hopes up, yet always destined to disappoint.
Not like in a UVa, Miami kind of truly horrible-ness.
More of the soul crushing, just barely good enough to keep your hopes up, yet always destined to disappoint.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
I'll Put Odds on State Making it Over UF at this Point
Hey Gators! Way to lose to the #200 RPI team in the country who had a total of one conference win and just fired their coach. Freshmen or not, you don't lose to an 8-14 team.
Bye Bye Big Dance boys!
On the bright side maybe I'll see what the outdoors look like in late March.
Bye Bye Big Dance boys!
On the bright side maybe I'll see what the outdoors look like in late March.
Labels:
Missing tournament,
scooters of course,
Spring Time
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
If Clemson & UVa can BOTH kick UNC in the teeth
why will it come as no surprise when we roll over an play dead ?
Saturday, February 9, 2008
That fuzzy feeling was most likely herpes
Dont tell the fiancee' about our weekend in Haiti.
BTW, almost as a replay from several years ago, Pack vs. Texas in the NCAA maybe Sweet 16, I naively thought "There is no way in Hell they can keep shooting this hot!"
Wrong.
BTW, almost as a replay from several years ago, Pack vs. Texas in the NCAA maybe Sweet 16, I naively thought "There is no way in Hell they can keep shooting this hot!"
Wrong.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
I'm Getting that Fuzzy Feeling
It happens halfway through every basketball/football season in the ACC. I get that warm, fuzzy feeling becase, evne though we're 6th in the ACC, we control our own destiny in a series of winnable games and would end up 2nd in the ACC. Who is ahead of us? Duke(8-0), UNC (6-3), Maryland (5-3), Clemson (4-3), and Virginia Tech (5-4). Who are our next four games against? Maryland, BC, Clemson, and UNC. If we win them all and UNC loses one more, then we're second in the ACC at 8-4.
That warm, fuzzy feeeling inevitably turns to disgust when we're 7-9 and I wonder how we got there.
Then the warm, fuzzy feeling returns when we're in the ACC finals. Then we lose to Duke or UNC and play in the NIT.
That warm, fuzzy feeeling inevitably turns to disgust when we're 7-9 and I wonder how we got there.
Then the warm, fuzzy feeling returns when we're in the ACC finals. Then we lose to Duke or UNC and play in the NIT.
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
What. The. Fuck.
Shaq for Shawn Marion and a bag of Baked Lays? Shaq's still in the league? He can't run, can he? The Suns still run, don't they? What kind of fucking doofus decides this is the trade that's going to get you to the Finals? Goddamnit.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Go Pack !!!
4 & 4 for the first half of league play.
Remaining schedule:
Feb. 9, 2008 at Maryland 8:00 pm ET
Feb. 14, 2008 at Boston College 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 16, 2008 Clemson 3:00 pm ET
Feb. 20, 2008 N. Carolina 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 24, 2008 at Virginia 4:30 pm ET
Feb. 27, 2008 Florida State 7:00 pm ET
Mar. 1, 2008 Duke 12:00 pm ET
Mar. 8, 2008 at Wake Forest 12:00 pm ET
Current standings
Remaining schedule:
Feb. 9, 2008 at Maryland 8:00 pm ET
Feb. 14, 2008 at Boston College 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 16, 2008 Clemson 3:00 pm ET
Feb. 20, 2008 N. Carolina 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 24, 2008 at Virginia 4:30 pm ET
Feb. 27, 2008 Florida State 7:00 pm ET
Mar. 1, 2008 Duke 12:00 pm ET
Mar. 8, 2008 at Wake Forest 12:00 pm ET
Current standings
Monday, February 4, 2008
Sunday, February 3, 2008
My Super Duper parlay
1) Giants beat the spread (+12)
2) Under (54)
3) >2 interceptions
4) <2 fumbles
5) <4 sacks
6) Most points in the 1st half
7) Pats snap last from scrimmage
8) First score is anything but a TD from scrimmage or fieldgoal
9) NCSU Covers (-3)
10) UNC covers (-12)
800 to 1 odds.
Wish me luck
I also have $20 for the Sidekick , Pats cover (-12)
2) Under (54)
3) >2 interceptions
4) <2 fumbles
5) <4 sacks
6) Most points in the 1st half
7) Pats snap last from scrimmage
8) First score is anything but a TD from scrimmage or fieldgoal
9) NCSU Covers (-3)
10) UNC covers (-12)
800 to 1 odds.
Wish me luck
I also have $20 for the Sidekick , Pats cover (-12)
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