Tuesday, May 27, 2008

#1 Seed in the sub regional

College World Series, here they come! NCSU #1 Seed in Raleigh!

The question is are we going to the sub regional? It includes Charlotte, SoCar, and JMU

The UNC Subregional is in Cary and includes Wilmington, Elon, and for the first time ever Mt St. Mary's

UF alas is only a number #2 seed and is in the same sub regional as FSU. Oh well, maybe next year.

Oh and BTW, I am also rooting for LBSU, because their baseball team's mascots are the Dirtbags! Awesome!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hey! We got 2 on the list!

Of course, one is Engin getting leapfrogged and the other is the 'pass'.

And WTF is up with "Cardiac Kids" ?
I made my feelings known in the comments.

Out.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Nightmare Fuel!

Jim Edmonds is a Cub?


Friday, May 9, 2008

World's Greatest Dunker

Apparently, he's French. C'est la vie!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira (Big Nog)

Noted as having quite possibly the best chin in all of MMA, Big Nog, is one of the toughest Heavyweights to ever put on a pair of 4 ounce gloves. He has taken a pounding from the all time Heavyweight great Fedor Emelianenko on three different occasions and survived to hear the judge's decision twice. (One encounter was stopped due to accidental cut).

Prior to his meetings with Fedor, Nogueira battled Bob Sapp during Pride Shockwave in 2002. If Nogueria's chin was ever a question mark, all was answered on August 22, 2002. 365 lbs muscle-bound Sapp picked Nog up and slammed him onto his head, leaving onlookers wondering if he would even get up. Nogueira's submission of Sapp just minutes later will live on in MMA infamy forever.

Friday, May 2, 2008

I think this illustrates the problem clearly enough.

Compare this with the next to last paragraph of this article and you should see what we're up against.

Monday, April 28, 2008

This is what I've been waiting for.

The other shoes to drop on this Clemen's thing; now that the bloom is off of his rose and reporters have begun to look into every aspect of his life, I'm hoping we get a ton more stories like this one (although, maybe with a little less statuatory rape).

Mr. Clemens, are you now, or have you ever been a pederast?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Day One o' the Draft!

Good times.

The wife, the Admir0l, the Harbinger of Haggis, and the Peanut all enjoyed a day filled with fried chicken, okra, and the scent of hope from all 32 teams in the NFL.

We watched as my Pats traded down to pick up some random LB; we also watched as Berman trotted out the same tired jokes as last year, and the year before that, and the year before that; we also got to see quite the ensemble from Keyshawn, which entailed a pink tie, a checked shirt, and I think, a pin-striped suit jacket (I can only hope he had on plaid pants).

Friday, April 25, 2008

A Moment to Reflect

...on drafts gone by.

"[Ryan] Leaf hurt the Chargers more than Katrina hurt the Saints"

tom caught babbling!

So I go to the office today and I see this guy in a Raider's t-shirt, toting a Raiders Jersey and I joke about Al Davis and mention how the Raiders are my team, Marcus Alan and all that.

I see the Jersey and realize I'm talking to the Alvis Whitthead. Yep. Played Peach Bowl with Terry Harvey etc. . .

Dude only about 5'10" but finished 7th in Olympic Trials. . .

Freaking amazing. I was stumbling over words.

Turns out our long time track Coach was at Orange High in 93, when Whitthead started running. . .

He said he's got a workout in Buffalo after the draft. He's not too positive on it as his years in the league aren't a healthy thing for a back up in the cap. . .

I love the small world I live in. . .

Jumping Cars, with Kobe, Kenny, and Sir Charles



***XFERRED FROM StRA***

Monday, April 21, 2008

This is why I love the UFC




This guy is getting both choked out in the triangle AND getting his head pounded in at the same time! AWESOME!!!!!

Looks like we missed a hella Red/White game

But if State is gonna depend on LAST SECOND HAIL MARYS, I'm not sure what kind of season it will be.
Take that back.
It will be a lot like last season.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Masochist that I am...

I have added the NCSU Football & B Ball schedules onto the StRA calendar.
Along with 'da Bolts!

Basketball Hits All Time Lowe

NC State is not invited to the ACC/Big 10 Challenge because of our terrible '07-'08 effort.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Umm...

...not nearly enough singing of my praises going on around here.

At least talk some smack about how picking all 4 #1 seeds takes no balls and doesn't really count.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

So, Davidson...

They were actually an amazingly good team. In fact, I'm not quite sure how NC State beat them.

They played three Final Four teams - Kansas, UNC, and UCLA - and lost by an average five points.

I think they lose their starting point guard and that Stephen Curry will side into the point next year, so I don't expect a repeat of this in '08. But jeebus, they really are good.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Courtesy of the Onion

A tribute to the grittiest, guttiest, bravest basketball player of all time!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Congrats to the Wolf on basically wrapping it up.

I dont believe there is a mathematical way for the 'Uar to catch the SCW, so I guess we owe her some kind of prize during her 'East Coast Spring '08 Wolfstravaganza'.

Maybe we can get the Obama campaign to chip in some Dave Matthews tickets?

Friday, April 4, 2008

Don't know how many of you are watching the NBA

but my god! The fact that only 1 team has clinched a playoff spot, and they don't know whether they'll be 1st or 6th is fantastic! Also, the up and down style of most of the teams (Spurs excepted) makes for some great hoops. I, personally, will be recording most of the games down the stretch, and all of the playoff games this season. On a side note, thank goodness that TNT has the Western Conference Finals, it means more Chuck and Kenny (and Ernie, good to see that he's gotten better from his lymphoma).

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Thats right beeches !!! KEEPER LEAGUE!!!

Bengals cut Henry after WR surrenders on assault charge
Bengals wide receiver surrendered to police after being accused of punching an 18-year-old man in the face.

T.J. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH can only get MORE passes now.
Beeches.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care if it's an April Fool's joke; apparently Albert Pujols has a cousin named:

Harry Pujols


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

BTW...

F You, Shammond Williams.

Enjoy Spain, you fucktard.

BTW...

F You, Ed Cota.

Enjoy Poland, you fucktard.

I almost forgot about another UNC player I hate.

Joseph Forte.
Enjoy Italy, you fucktard.

BTW, take a look at that 2001 Draft.
Yikes.
Kwame Brown ???

Monday, March 31, 2008

I dont know how they did it...

but since the Damars do have 'some' experience with conspiracies, I'm quite certain that rigging the Ironic Title basketball pool wasn't very difficult.

The Wolf at least had enough love of all that is Good and Just is this world, torn assunder by war and apathy, to pick the Rock Chalk Jay Hawks to win it all.
The G.P. , on the other hand, appears to have soaked himself in the blood of clubbed baby seals and picked the Heels.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Not sure if you're aware

but the last team to beat Davidson was NC State.

Friday, March 28, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Here it comes

Home and Home for UF/NCSU next season and the season after. Should be good times, and hopefully we can get tickets when they come to Rolla two seasons from now.

UF and NCSU sign a Home and Home!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Bye Bye JJ

So I was talking with my sources in athletics and it's doubtful JJ will return for another year. Apparently bigs are hard to keep in college because the NBA want them coached for the NBA at the earliest age possible. Unlike, say a guard, that they want to have college experience. That and his mom is poor.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Day 3 Pick'em

Just on principle, I have to go with the NIT champs against DUKE.

Current standings:

1 Phunk Monkeys, 250

2 AnyoneButUNC_F_theHeels, 240

2 Damar 1, 240

4 Bracketology101, 230
Upset Predictions: MSU over Pitt

4 Go Gators, 230

6 goUNLoVe, 220
Upset Predictions: Purdue , Marquette & MSU

6 LookAtIt, 220
Upset Predictions: Notre Dame

8 NIT is the Real Tourney, 210
Upset Predictions: Notre Dame

I ALMOST feel bad about missing some picks...

but then I see that the "Best of the Best" is 30 of 32 picks, and some of those dunderheads have like Villanova / UConn in the Finals.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Current standings, post Day 1 bracket fuck ups

1 Damar 1 150
Predicting Oregon Upset

2 AnyoneButUNC_F_theHeels 140
Oregon, Arkansas & Davidson (+)

2 Phunk Monkeys 140
Arkansas, St. Joes, Davidson (+)

4 Bracketology101 130
Davidson (+) & St. Marys (-)

5 goUNLoVe 120
Oregon, S. Alabama, Villanova, Davidson (+), W. Kentucky (+) & St. Marys (-)
WOW.

5 NIT is the Real Tourney 120
Arkansas, St. Joes, St Marys

5 Go Gators 120
St Joes, Davidson (+), W. Kentucky(+), and .. FLORIDA? WTF ???

8 LookAtIt 110
Arkansas, Boise St, Davidson (+), UMBC, W. Kentucky (+)

Make or break, beeches!!!
Good luck.

**** SITE ADMIN NOTE ****
Drake upset!!!!

*** SITE ADMIN NOTE II ***
Looks like UConn MIGHT be in trouble !!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Live Blogging the NCAA tourney.

Looks like Temple & UGA let down half of the field in the Ironic Title Pool.

I'll give the brackets a looksey to see what the next defining loss will be for the barest of pluralities.

Kentucky / Marquette TIGHT GAME, BAD CALL
** Predicting an Upset -- Uncle Milty & Sweet Dee

Baylor / Purdue BAD CALL
** Predicting an Upset -- Uncle Milty & his progeny

Kent St. / Nevada-Las Vegas BAD CALL
** Predicting an Upset -- Bracketology, the Monkey

Oral Roberts / Pittsburgh GOOD CALL
** Everyone is toeing the line

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Yo-Sam Choi vs Hari Amol last round

Yo-Sam Choi vs Hari Amol last round
Winner goes into coma & dies.

The allusions to the Democratic Primary = too hard to ignore.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

This is just disgraceful.

Standings
Conference Overall
W L W L
North Carolina 14 2 29 2
Duke 13 3 26 4
Clemson 9 6 21 8
Virginia Tech 9 6 18 11
Maryland 8 7 18 12
Miami 8 8 21 9
Wake Forest 7 9 17 12
Florida St. 7 9 18 13
Georgia Tech 7 9 14 16
Virginia 4 11 14 14
N.C. State 4 12 15 15
Boston College 4 12 13 16

Sunday, March 2, 2008

My undergrad degree might not be useful to me...

But at least I have that to fall back on...



I believe I actually saw their first fight (broken nose) -- it may have been on the same night as the coma/swollen brain fight.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

The Onion at its best!

TEMPE, AZ—Claiming he was initially excited at the prospect of playing for a legitimate championship contender, new Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal admitted Monday that, upon reading about the phenomenon of massive stellar explosions popularly known as supernovas, he is now terrified of the entire organization.

"I have emerged from my astronomical studies a much more educated man, a learned man, and yes—a frightened man. I am now a sage of the supernova," O'Neal said during a combination press conference and PowerPoint presentation at an Arizona State University lecture hall. "If I would have known being a Sun meant being a part of a system where gravity could collapse, causing my radiant celestial body to explode in an event 10 times brighter than an ordinary Phoenix Sun—or worse, dematerialize into a neutron star or possibly a black hole—I would have never agreed to the trade."

Hat tip via Galley Slaves

Friday, February 22, 2008

Wow. The man has got a pair of brass ones.

Linky Link

"Belichick has said that he misinterpreted the league’s bylaws, telling Goodell that he thought it was permissible to use electronic equipment as long as the information was not used in the same game. That explanation has been greeted with disbelief by some peers and league officials."

Belichick's reply: "I got your disbelief right here."

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Fake trade



The fact he gets traded for Kobayashi the Tsunami is easily the best part of it all.

So I was at least 1/2 correct.

We waited until the 2nd half to roll over

I think the news that Miami beat Duke just puts a nice touch on this season.
Go pack!
NIT?
NIT?
NIT?

Friday, February 15, 2008

Since no one will step up to the plate...

I will admit it: We stink.

Not like in a UVa, Miami kind of truly horrible-ness.
More of the soul crushing, just barely good enough to keep your hopes up, yet always destined to disappoint.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

I'll Put Odds on State Making it Over UF at this Point

Hey Gators! Way to lose to the #200 RPI team in the country who had a total of one conference win and just fired their coach. Freshmen or not, you don't lose to an 8-14 team.

Bye Bye Big Dance boys!

On the bright side maybe I'll see what the outdoors look like in late March.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Saturday, February 9, 2008

That fuzzy feeling was most likely herpes

Dont tell the fiancee' about our weekend in Haiti.

BTW, almost as a replay from several years ago, Pack vs. Texas in the NCAA maybe Sweet 16, I naively thought "There is no way in Hell they can keep shooting this hot!"

Wrong.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

I'm Getting that Fuzzy Feeling

It happens halfway through every basketball/football season in the ACC. I get that warm, fuzzy feeling becase, evne though we're 6th in the ACC, we control our own destiny in a series of winnable games and would end up 2nd in the ACC. Who is ahead of us? Duke(8-0), UNC (6-3), Maryland (5-3), Clemson (4-3), and Virginia Tech (5-4). Who are our next four games against? Maryland, BC, Clemson, and UNC. If we win them all and UNC loses one more, then we're second in the ACC at 8-4.

That warm, fuzzy feeeling inevitably turns to disgust when we're 7-9 and I wonder how we got there.

Then the warm, fuzzy feeling returns when we're in the ACC finals. Then we lose to Duke or UNC and play in the NIT.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

What. The. Fuck.

Shaq for Shawn Marion and a bag of Baked Lays? Shaq's still in the league? He can't run, can he? The Suns still run, don't they? What kind of fucking doofus decides this is the trade that's going to get you to the Finals? Goddamnit.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Go Pack !!!

4 & 4 for the first half of league play.

Remaining schedule:
Feb. 9, 2008 at Maryland 8:00 pm ET
Feb. 14, 2008 at Boston College 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 16, 2008 Clemson 3:00 pm ET
Feb. 20, 2008 N. Carolina 7:00 pm ET
Feb. 24, 2008 at Virginia 4:30 pm ET
Feb. 27, 2008 Florida State 7:00 pm ET
Mar. 1, 2008 Duke 12:00 pm ET
Mar. 8, 2008 at Wake Forest 12:00 pm ET

Current standings

Monday, February 4, 2008

HFS. Bob Knight has quit at TT.

Wow.

Biggest question: Will Sweet Dee's dad redo his "Shrine to Bob" /slash/ bathroom ?

Sunday, February 3, 2008

the only lead that matters is the one in the last 0.2 seconds, eh?

not pretty, but I'll take it!

My Super Duper parlay

1) Giants beat the spread (+12)
2) Under (54)
3) >2 interceptions
4) <2 fumbles
5) <4 sacks
6) Most points in the 1st half
7) Pats snap last from scrimmage
8) First score is anything but a TD from scrimmage or fieldgoal
9) NCSU Covers (-3)
10) UNC covers (-12)

800 to 1 odds.
Wish me luck

I also have $20 for the Sidekick , Pats cover (-12)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Who the hell gets fired...

For being drunk and making an ass out of themselves at a roast???

I mean, come on! Who amongst us hasn't made an absolute fool of themselves, swilling vodka out of a bottle, mumbling along and cursing like a sailor ?
Shit, I probably did that last night.

Site admin notice

More evidence that we can play D but not score.

HFS, its just annoying watching NCSU men's basketball.

Monday, January 21, 2008

I Guess this Belongs Here

It's too late to get tickets to this year's NCAA Regional here, isn't it?

Sunday, January 20, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

That is all; those of you watching understand.

Bring in Bill off the Bench

When Bill Cowher says you're a hinderance, its time to sit down.

BTW - Nice Clock Management, I didn't know knee injuries impaired that too. I'll make a note of it.

Lets go Bolts!!!

Best wishes for an injury free game, and no whining, win or lose.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Wow. GO Pack!!!

Last second shot & steal seals our first ACC win of the year!!!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Speaking of Philip

I think that KSK pretty much nails it

The first one is kind of the weakest, but the one that takes place during the Indy game is pure gold (as is the one in the NFL network cafe).

Thats just Phillip being a jackass

People are noticing that our boy whines a bit.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Good Lord am I Rooting for the Giants?

All three other teams make me ill.

Patriots - For obvious reasons.
Chargers - Because they are all mouthy dicks, and I'm sorry I really dislike P-Diddy now. I hope he plays this week and someone knocks him flat out.
Packers - I don't think I could deal the rest of my life hearing how fucking great Brett Favre is. It's like the John Elway thing. When elway was great he never won. When he turned pathetic, he all of a sudden won a Super Bowl because he had a 2000 yard rusher and a defense. And yes Dan Marino is god.

Monday, January 14, 2008

I thought of only posting this on our super secret NCSU blog, but..

Rivers is starting to embarrass me a little with his 'antics'. From the screaming at Cutler after the Broncos game to the smack talking the yahoos in Indy's dome yesterday; let it go Phil, let it go! The Bolts won both games, no need to talk! Just point to the scoreboard and the clock and let it go; I know he went to a state school and probably can't help himself, but dammit he's ours and I expect a little more from him.

And on a lighter note, tOSU's new logo:



Also:

KSK Loves Phil

I'm assuming the current line is favoring Pats vs. GB

Although, having at least one more chance to break out the powder blue jersey this late in the season gives me goose bumps.
My heart is tugging for a Bolts vs. Giants Superbowl, mainly to finally settle the score as to who was the better pick.
My brain, small and useless as it is for matters of gambling, is pretty certain we will be seeing Pats vs. Green Bay.

Funny aside - my spell check thinks it should be the "Superb Owl".

Funny aside #2 -- maybe this year the Sidekick & I can make the 'Uar happy by actually coming to blows, each of us girded in our team jerseys.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

How's this for a moral victory?

We only lost the second half by 1 point. That's all I've got. Maybe we should change the blog tagline to include the words "support group."

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

If you had to put $100 on the Super Bowl winner today...

...what would you do with these odds?

Pats 1/6
Cowboys 4/1
Colts 4/1
Packers 8/1
Jags 16/1
Chargers 18/1
Seahawks 20/1
Giants 30/1

For non-gamblers, that's a net $17 for the Pats; $3000 for the Giants.

Set your Tivo's for our last win for a LONG time.

Jan. 9, 2008 NC CENTRAL 7:00 pm ET

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Put Hickson Talk Away.

David Thompson is still the best. Somehow I think that he would have probably gotten more than four points and got off more than four shots against a 1-18 team. That being said I think he's still great, but he has a long way to go and will be at State for a few years to prove it.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Disband this Blog?

Do we disband this blog or name it something else for sports related items? Dow we even have that much in terms of sports related items to talk about. Maybe 1 post a week at most.

Deee - You enjoy the orange ball game as do I. Since its the season do we rename it something more appropriate. Suggestions anyone?

Monday, December 31, 2007

Psychic Coaching Carousel Powers

Called it! You lose to the Dolphins, you get fired!

Ravens fire Billick!

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Lottery Pick

I thought I got #1 pick by winning the consolation bracket...

Monday, December 24, 2007

Looks like Hamwich has the league wrapped up.

And the Spooner Express is #1 on the draft board for the '08/09 season!!!

Friday, December 21, 2007

So the Slap Bet Commish gains a daughter....

but loses Fast Willy.
Even the Sidekick wouldn't approve THAT trade.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

When did we all join a death cult???

Fuck you, Shaktari, many armed demon goddess of dead football players.

Shawn Taylor does NOT belong on the fucking Pro-Bowl team.

Thoughts on next years FF

Now that I am skilled at the intricacies of gambling, how about, using the expected scores generated by Yahoo, we also have a pick'em every week - not a suicide league, but use that value as our spread and do the whole pride gambling thing.
Anyone? Anyone?

Monday, December 17, 2007

Thank you Brian Westbrook

Although hopefully Purple Jesus will render this play moot...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

What an exciting 1st round!!!

Quick way to tell if you're staying home next weekend:
Did your quarterback score fewer than 7 point?
Express - Yes.
OTN - Yes.
MPtHv2.0 - Yes.

Looks like LL vs. SC, SH vs. GB.
Good luck.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Playoffs & First Draft Pick

Here's my guess on play off seeds (not sure why I can't wait until tomorrow whent he computer does the work):

Championship Bracket:
Sam Hamwich (7-6) at Offensive Team Name (10-3)
Must Protect This House (8-5) at Genuine Bakula (8-5)

Will Pick Randy Moss Bracket:
Lakelizards (2-11) at Voodoo Cadillac (6-7)
Spooner Express (5-8) at Smallville Crows (6-7)

Leading to the final week where we have the league championship game and the Les Robinson Invitational which determines who gets the first pick of next year's draft.

Speaking of, did we ever decide if I retain the rights to Torry Holt or if Genuine Bakula gets rights to Randy Moss (both aquired via trade)?

My season in a nutshell.

Beyond the Gimp actually outscoring EVERYONE except the person who beat him for the first six weeks -- this week will completely encapsulate what it means to be the Spooner Express over the past 7 weeks.

Anyone else in the league gets pwned on the day I luck out and get a couple of hot guys,even with Manning on the bench. Still, Drew Brees is gonna go ape shit and score....14 points.

Mother.
Fucker.

The Curse of the Forehead has been fulfilled.

**** SITE ADMIN NOTE ****
Good thing Brees decided to get 26 points in the first 3 quarters to ensure it wouldn't be another close loss for the Express. Thanks Drew.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Tiki, the Bus & Collinsworth all just agreed...

Mario Williams - correct #1 pick.
Vince "He's a winner" Young. Not so much a winner.
Reggie "Man I miss the Deuce" Bush. Not so much a winner.

Randy Moss = sick.

Not sure how things are looking for everyone else, but por moi:

Housh 0
jennings 16
graham 22
lee 13
crosby 8
Giants D 8

Anderson in progress
Bowe in progress
Addai tonight

This could just be selective memory

but it seems to me, that even with the wee tiny size of our league, that very rarely do we leave points on the bench. I know that I left a huge game by Gore two weeks ago, but that's not the norm. Just found that interesting, that's all.

I thought I was man enough to bench my team.

I just couldn't do it.
Good luck to everyone in the playoffs.
Beeches.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Appalachian Fantasies

If Appalachian State quarterback Armanti Edwards was on my team, he would've scored 71 fantasy points last night.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Did we ever declare a winner for Survivor League?

Whats the dilly, yo?

I give up. I'm taking a knee this week.

Good luck in the playoffs to everyone who didnt shit the bed and lose a bunch of ridiculously close games this year.
The Smallville Crows are getting a gimme.
Beeches.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Much like avoiding land wars in Asia

Vegas + Sports = some kind of mental overload I have never experienced before.
Yeah, I got knocked on my keister by the VC, but I believe we watched every game.
At the same time.
So, I was completely pole-axed and really had no time to be angry about Hines Ward, Tory Holt and the Bolts D.
Greatest weekend ever?

Standings

Team W - L Pts Next Opponent
Off Nam 9 - 3 1281 Sam Hamwich
Sam Ham 7 - 5 1183 Offensive Tea
Gen Bak 7 - 5 1135 Voodoo Cadill
mustpro 7 - 5 1074 lakelizards
Voo Cad 6 - 6 1181 Genuine Bakul
Spo Exp 5 - 7 1103 Smallville Cr
Sma Cro 5 - 7 1094 Spooner Expre
lakeliz 2 -10 934 mustprotecthi

Play Off Scenarios

1) Offensive Team Name - Clinched #1 seed in playoffs
2)Sam Hamwhich - Win; or lose plus Genuine Bakula win; or lose plus mustprotectthishouse2 loss; or lose plus Genuine Bakula lose plus Genuine Bakula doesn't outscore by 49
3)Genuine Bakula - Win; or mustprotectthishouse2 lose; or lose plus Sam Hamwich lose plus outscore Sam Hamwich by 49 points
4)mustprotecthishouse2 - Win; or Genuine Bakula win
5)Voodoo Cadillac - Win
6)Spooner Express - Eliminated
7)Smallville Crows - Eliminated
8)lakelizards - Eliminated

I think we need a poll...of Sam Hamwhich, Genuine Bakula, mustprotectthishouse2, and Voodoo Cadillac, which is the most likely to miss the play offs?

My vote is Voodoo Cadillac misses the playoffs...mustprotectthishouse2 has a favorable match up and Genuine Bakula has been playing well and Randy Moss can't have three bad games in a row. And, of course, you can only expect Brett Farve and Torry Holt to shit their respective beds.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Did I Read That Right?

Assuming it's correct, and I don't know that it is, Voodoo Cady beat the Spooner Express with the oddest box score, ever. The Voodoo Cady's quarterback and running backs combined for 9 points. Hell, Kevin Jones rushed for 1 yard off 3 carries.

All I can say is that this is the kind of team I drafted...by the 8th round I had 3 wide recivers, 1 tight end, defense, and kicker.

Seriously, Rear, I'm sorry. I wish I didn't win this one because I clearly used up a season's worth of fantasy karma.