Reason 15,231 HD Rules!

how can you pick against smu??

brandon stokley's small package got much bigger in the second half..

If you STILL aren't watching the League, you're dead to me

Notice the pics in Prof. Kemp's office

Sandusky's lawyer... also a pedophile

10 more accusers

Horseplay <<<< Anal Rape.

Well played, sirrah

If Only JoePa had this back in 98

Omelas State University

Fuck you, all of you. Raze the school and salt the earth.

Security Cam Footage of Grad Assistant Obtained!

Trying to think whats going to happen the the Ginger

So the Red Headed Assistant that let a 10 year old get raped -- was he bought off , (quid pro quo Clarice) with his position @ Penn State for keeping silent ?

Once he gets fired for lack of moral fiber, who in their right mind is EVER going to hire him? Can he apply for disability at some point when it becomes apparent that he cant get a job scrubbing toilets ?

Also, the conspiracy of silence around Sandusky and not getting any offers anywhere is just too much -- EVERYONE seems to have known he was bad mojo, and the fact he was on campus last week is just , again, too much.

I'm now of the opinion they should just raze Beaver Stadium and salt the earth.
Fuck all of them.

So Im trying to think about what is appropriate

Should the Penn State players just forfeit the remaining games & refuse to play?
The whole rigamarole about winning the Big 10-11-12 just doesnt cut it for me.

And Penn State boards knew in 2010

according to rumors, of course

Good point

Why didnt any other schools pursue him after he retired in '99 ?

I think this quote from mother of Victim 6 says it all

"I don't even have words to talk about the betrayal that I feel," she told the newspaper. "(The graduate assistant) was a grown man, and he saw a boy being sodomized. . . . He ran and called his daddy?"

Speaking of the Grand Jury

Here it is in all its glory.

At first I was like "Whats the big deal ? Joe Pa told the AD, right ?" Now... Wow.

As the graduate assistant entered the locker room doors, he was surprised to find the lights and the showers on. He then heard rhythmic, slapping sounds. He believed the sounds to be those of sexual activity. As the graduate assistant put his sneakers in his locker, he looked in the shower. He saw a naked boy … whose age he estimated to be ten years old, with his hands up against the wall, being subjected to anal intercourse by a naked Sandusky.”

Yup, too soon.

Too soo... Fuck it.

Arizona State a.k.a Ball So Hard University

graduating..

Discount Double Check!

fighting 101: duck

This is how we do it, Mr. Raunchy

was the worst day ever..

#tebowing tebow

First a disclaimer that we are not a T&A kind of operation here.

With that said -- Wayne Gretzky and Janet Evans had a very pretty daughter.

goddamn kids!

The Hulkster has Some Words for Tim

To hell with Ryan Braun, I wanna know what Nyjer Morgan has to say!

Unbelievable Stat

In the last game, Tom Brady threw his first ever home game, red zone interception.

Wow. Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel -- 16 team league shenanigans.

JONE dropped Randy Moss, FA to W
JONE added Keiland Williams, Det from FA to BE

Idea Blatantly Stolen from Someone on Twitter.

Generated myself.

THIS is the dregs of whats left for backup RBs in 16 team league

Alfonso Smith, Ari RB [Recent News] FA
NYG
Sun 4:05 59 7 2.3 7 2 8th 0.1 0.4 +0.4
Chester Taylor, Ari RB [Recent News] FA
NYG
Sun 4:05 66 3 1.0 3 0 8th 0.4 3.0 +0
Mewelde Moore, Pit RB FA
@Hou
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 2 0 12th 0.2 0.3 +0
Bruce Miller, SF RB FA
@Phi
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 2 0 32nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Maurice Morris, Det RB [Recent News] FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 1 1 7th 0.0 0.4 -0.1
Vonta Leach, Bal RB FA
NYJ
Sun 8:20 86 1 0.3 1 0 27th 0.0 0.1 +0
Owen Schmitt, Phi RB FA
SF
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 1 0 1st 0.0 0.0 +0
Lance Ball, Den RB [Recent News] FA
@GB
Sun 4:15 50 9 3.0 1 2 14th 0.0 0.2 +0
Tony Fiammetta, Dal RB Q FA
Det
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 1 0 3rd 0.0 0.0 +0
Quinn Johnson, Ten RB FA
@Cle
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 1 0 19th 0.0 0.0 +0
Bernard Scott, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 1 1 21st 0.6 6.4 +3.2
Mike Sellers, Wsh RB FA
@StL
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 29th 0.0 0.2 +0
Kevin Faulk*, NE RB O FA
@Oak
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 30th 0.1 0.2 +0
Moran Norris, SF RB FA
@Phi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 32nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Rock Cartwright, Oak RB FA
NE
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 26th 0.0 0.0 +0
Corey McIntyre, Buf RB FA
@Cin
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 11th 0.0 0.0 +0
Larry Johnson, Mia RB [Recent News] FA
@SD
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 4th 0.0 0.2 +0
Ovie Mughelli, Atl RB [Recent News] FA
@Sea
Sun 4:05 62 6 2.0 0 0 10th 0.0 0.0 +0
Greg Jones, Jac RB FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Michael Robinson, Sea RB P FA
Atl
Sun 4:05 99 0 0.0 0 0 25th 0.0 0.0 +0
Jerome Harrison, Det RB [Recent News] FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 0 0 7th 1.4 33.0 -6
Lawrence Vickers, Hou RB FA
Pit
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Patrick Cobbs, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.1 +0
Montell Owens*, Jac RB O [Recent News] FA
NO
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Ahmard Hall, Ten RB SSPD FA
@Cle
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 19th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brian Leonard, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 0 0 21st 0.1 0.1 -0.1
Brandon Jackson*, Cle RB IR FA
Ten
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 18th 0.1 0.1 +0
Lorenzo Booker, Min RB FA
@KC
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 31st 0.0 0.0 +0
Korey Hall, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Danny Ware, NYG RB FA
@Ari
Sun 4:05 75 2 0.7 0 0 6th 0.1 0.2 -0.1
Jackie Battle, KC RB FA
Min
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 28th 0.0 0.0 +0
Jacob Hester, SD RB FA
Mia
Sun 4:15 75 2 0.7 0 0 8th 0.1 0.1 -0.1
Ryan Torain, Wsh RB FA
@StL
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 29th 1.5 59.4 -11.1
Jerome Felton, Car RB FA
@Chi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 17th 0.0 0.0 +0
Lex Hilliard, Mia RB FA
@SD
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 4th 0.0 0.1 +0
Jed Collins, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.1 +0
Bruce Hall*, Buf RB IR FA
@Cin
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 11th 0.0 0.0 +0
Kregg Lumpkin, TB RB FA
Ind
Mon 8:30 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.1 +0
Matt Lawrence*, Bal RB IR FA
NYJ
Sun 8:20 99 0 0.0 0 0 27th 0.0 0.0 +0
Stefan Logan, Det RB, WR FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 7th 0.1 0.3 +0
Kahlil Bell, Chi RB Q [Breaking News] FA
Car
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 0 1 24th 0.1 0.2 +0
Donald Brown, Ind RB FA
@TB
Mon 8:30 99 0 0.0 0 0 19th 0.1 1.2 -0.1
Mike Goodson, Car RB FA
@Chi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 17th 0.3 2.4 -0.3
Rashad Jennings*, Jac RB IR FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.2 0.2 +0.1
Jeremiah Johnson, Den RB FA
@GB
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Chris Ogbonnaya, Hou RB [Recent News] FA
Pit
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Cedric Peerman, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Eddie Williams, Sea RB FA
Atl
Sun 4:05 86 1 0.3 0 0 25th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brock Bolen, Jac RB FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brit Miller, StL RB FA
Wsh
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0

killing that Miller "smalk talk' Banner Ad?

the darned banner add is eating up significant area on the monitor here at the in-laws. I tried using it to see if it would then close, but it's like a Duke fan, it's never been there, but won't shut up. . .

Big weekend for the ACC

Clemson vs. Auburn ( longest winning streak in the nation)
MD vs ranked WV ( havent won since 04)
Miami vs. OH...IO
#1 OU @ FSU

0 for last 32 vs. top 5

Should you hold onto the ball ? Shit no.

Fuck me.

Peyton to stop practicing: Because of ongoing concerns about his recovery from neck surgery, including some back pain, the Colts announced Monday that they are holding Peyton Manning out of practice effective immediately. "During the last week, the rate of improvement in Peyton’s rehabilitation process slowed," the team said in a statement on Monday. "Over the weekend Peyton experienced soreness in his back. It was originally thought to be a normal reaction to his rehabilitation regimen. When the soreness persisted, the Colts medical team decided to initiate diagnostic tests ... As a result of the most recent development the doctors have decided that Peyton will not practice. His participation therefore, in Sunday’s game versus Houston will likely be doubtful. ... At the conclusion of the diagnostic process, if there are any new developments in the prognosis which we outlined for Peyton at the start of training camp we will report them. As of now Peyton continues to deal with a complicated neurological recovery, the end date of which is unpredictable." CBSSports.com NFL columnist Mike Freeman said that the initial report on Manning that he will need an additional surgery on his neck isn't true "yet" but the quarterback might miss several games.
(Updated 09/05/2011)

Here's the Autopick draft from work

Round: 1
(1) Team $Dapats$ - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Palm Beach Playaz - Chris Johnson RB
(3) Team Stunnas - Jamaal Charles RB
(4) GO COWGIRLS! - Aaron Rodgers QB
(5) NC Roughnecks - Ray Rice RB
(6) Miami Sharks - Michael Vick QB
(7) Spooner Express - Arian Foster RB
(8) Team Steam Roll - LeSean McCoy RB
(9) Mims Madness - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(10) BullCity BigG - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(11) Team Winning - Tom Brady QB
(12) Turn and Coughlin - Andre Johnson WR
(13) Team Hassan - Roddy White WR
(14) Team stan - Michael Turner RB
(15) Team PlayMakerz - Frank Gore RB
(16) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Greg Jennings WR

Round: 2
(17) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Drew Brees QB
(18) Team PlayMakerz - Steven Jackson RB
(19) Team stan - Hakeem Nicks WR
(20) Team Hassan - Calvin Johnson WR
(21) Turn and Coughlin - Darren McFadden RB
(22) Team Winning - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(23) BullCity BigG - Philip Rivers QB
(24) Mims Madness - Mike Wallace WR
(25) Team Steam Roll - Vincent Jackson WR
(26) Spooner Express - Peyton Hillis RB
(27) Miami Sharks - Matt Forte RB
(28) NC Roughnecks - DeAngelo Williams RB
(29) GO COWGIRLS! - Reggie Wayne WR
(30) Team Stunnas - Peyton Manning QB
(31) Palm Beach Playaz - Tony Romo QB
(32) Team $Dapats$ - Miles Austin WR

Round: 3
(33) Team $Dapats$ - DeSean Jackson WR
(34) Palm Beach Playaz - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(35) Team Stunnas - Dez Bryant WR
(36) GO COWGIRLS! - Knowshon Moreno RB
(37) NC Roughnecks - Ryan Grant RB
(38) Miami Sharks - Matt Schaub QB
(39) Spooner Express - Antonio Gates TE
(40) Team Steam Roll - LeGarrette Blount RB
(41) Mims Madness - Dwayne Bowe WR
(42) BullCity BigG - Jahvid Best RB
(43) Team Winning - Felix Jones RB
(44) Turn and Coughlin - Mike Williams WR
(45) Team Hassan - Jeremy Maclin WR
(46) Team stan - Marques Colston WR
(47) Team PlayMakerz - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(48) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Brandon Lloyd WR

Round: 4
(49) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Jonathan Stewart RB
(50) Team PlayMakerz - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(51) Team stan - Santonio Holmes WR
(52) Team Hassan - Dallas Clark TE
(53) Turn and Coughlin - Beanie Wells RB
(54) Team Winning - Marshawn Lynch RB
(55) BullCity BigG - Steelers D/ST D/ST
(56) Mims Madness - Kenny Britt WR
(57) Team Steam Roll - Ryan Mathews RB
(58) Spooner Express - Steve Johnson WR
(59) Miami Sharks - Cedric Benson RB
(60) NC Roughnecks - Jason Witten TE
(61) GO COWGIRLS! - Fred Jackson RB
(62) Team Stunnas - Percy Harvin WR
(63) Palm Beach Playaz - Wes Welker WR
(64) Team $Dapats$ - Mario Manningham WR

Round: 5
(65) Team $Dapats$ - Jermichael Finley TE
(66) Palm Beach Playaz - Shonn Greene RB
(67) Team Stunnas - Anquan Boldin WR
(68) GO COWGIRLS! - Packers D/ST D/ST
(69) NC Roughnecks - Dustin Keller TE
(70) Miami Sharks - Mark Ingram RB
(71) Spooner Express - Josh Freeman QB
(72) Team Steam Roll - Brandon Marshall WR
(73) Mims Madness - Vernon Davis TE
(74) BullCity BigG - Austin Collie WR
(75) Team Winning - Robert Meachem WR
(76) Turn and Coughlin - Sidney Rice WR
(77) Team Hassan - Matt Ryan QB
(78) Team stan - James Starks RB
(79) Team PlayMakerz - Eli Manning QB
(80) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Pierre Garcon WR

Round: 6
(81) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Tim Hightower RB
(82) Team PlayMakerz - Joe Flacco QB
(83) Team stan - Owen Daniels TE
(84) Team Hassan - Pierre Thomas RB
(85) Turn and Coughlin - Marcedes Lewis TE
(86) Team Winning - Danny Woodhead RB
(87) BullCity BigG - Kellen Winslow TE
(88) Mims Madness - Joseph Addai RB
(89) Team Steam Roll - Sam Bradford QB
(90) Spooner Express - Santana Moss WR
(91) Miami Sharks - Steve Smith WR
(92) NC Roughnecks - A.J. Green WR
(93) GO COWGIRLS! - Johnny Knox WR
(94) Team Stunnas - Daniel Thomas RB
(95) Palm Beach Playaz - Malcom Floyd WR
(96) Team $Dapats$ - Mike Tolbert RB

Round: 7
(97) Team $Dapats$ - Jay Cutler QB
(98) Palm Beach Playaz - Mike Thomas WR
(99) Team Stunnas - Zach Miller TE
(100) GO COWGIRLS! - C.J. Spiller RB
(101) NC Roughnecks - Chad Ochocinco WR
(102) Miami Sharks - Greg Olsen TE
(103) Spooner Express - Reggie Bush RB
(104) Team Steam Roll - Jimmy Graham TE
(105) Mims Madness - Matt Cassel QB
(106) BullCity BigG - Michael Bush RB
(107) Team Winning - Jacoby Ford WR
(108) Turn and Coughlin - Matthew Stafford QB
(109) Team Hassan - Brandon Jacobs RB
(110) Team stan - Kevin Kolb QB
(111) Team PlayMakerz - Lance Moore WR
(112) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Jordy Nelson WR

Round: 8
(113) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Roy Williams WR
(114) Team PlayMakerz - Braylon Edwards WR
(115) Team stan - Jets D/ST D/ST
(116) Team Hassan - Willis McGahee RB
(117) Turn and Coughlin - Ryan Torain RB
(118) Team Winning - Plaxico Burress WR
(119) BullCity BigG - Julio Jones WR
(120) Mims Madness - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(121) Team Steam Roll - Eagles D/ST D/ST
(122) Spooner Express - LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(123) Miami Sharks - James Jones WR
(124) NC Roughnecks - Ricky Williams RB
(125) GO COWGIRLS! - Thomas Jones RB
(126) Team Stunnas - Lee Evans WR
(127) Palm Beach Playaz - Mark Sanchez QB
(128) Team $Dapats$ - Bears D/ST D/ST

Round: 9
(129) Team $Dapats$ - Nate Kaeding K
(130) Palm Beach Playaz - Jerome Harrison RB
(131) Team Stunnas - Falcons D/ST D/ST
(132) GO COWGIRLS! - Jerome Simpson WR
(133) NC Roughnecks - David Garrard QB
(134) Miami Sharks - Donovan McNabb QB
(135) Spooner Express - Saints D/ST D/ST
(136) Team Steam Roll - Kyle Orton QB
(137) Mims Madness - Neil Rackers K
(138) BullCity BigG - Jason Campbell QB
(139) Team Winning - Jared Cook TE
(140) Turn and Coughlin - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(141) Team Hassan - Josh Brown K
(142) Team stan - Michael Crabtree WR
(143) Team PlayMakerz - Chargers D/ST D/ST
(144) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Brandon Pettigrew TE

Round: 10
(145) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Rob Bironas K
(146) Team PlayMakerz - Chiefs D/ST D/ST
(147) Team stan - Stephen Gostkowski K
(148) Team Hassan - Mike Williams WR
(149) Turn and Coughlin - Billy Cundiff K
(150) Team Winning - Deion Branch WR
(151) BullCity BigG - Montario Hardesty RB
(152) Mims Madness - Rob Gronkowski TE
(153) Team Steam Roll - Tony Gonzalez TE
(154) Spooner Express - Mason Crosby K
(155) Miami Sharks - Hines Ward WR
(156) NC Roughnecks - Ryan Fitzpatrick QB
(157) GO COWGIRLS! - Davone Bess WR
(158) Team Stunnas - John Kasay K
(159) Palm Beach Playaz - Garrett Hartley K
(160) Team $Dapats$ - Ronnie Brown RB

Round: 11
(161) Team $Dapats$ - Mike Sims-Walker WR
(162) Palm Beach Playaz - Donald Driver WR
(163) Team Stunnas - Darren Sproles RB
(164) GO COWGIRLS! - Alex Henery K
(165) NC Roughnecks - Nick Folk K
(166) Miami Sharks - Lions D/ST D/ST
(167) Spooner Express - Rashad Jennings RB
(168) Team Steam Roll - Roy Helu RB
(169) Mims Madness - Ben Tate RB
(170) BullCity BigG - Adam Vinatieri K
(171) Team Winning - Jason Hill WR
(172) Turn and Coughlin - Derrick Mason WR
(173) Team Hassan - Chris Cooley TE
(174) Team stan - Anthony Dixon RB
(175) Team PlayMakerz - Tony Moeaki TE
(176) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - DeMarco Murray RB

Round: 12
(177) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Mike Goodson RB
(178) Team PlayMakerz - Benjamin Watson TE
(179) Team stan - Jason Snelling RB
(180) Team Hassan - Steve Breaston WR
(181) Turn and Coughlin - Matt Hasselbeck QB
(182) Team Winning - Patrick Crayton WR
(183) BullCity BigG - Sebastian Janikowski K
(184) Mims Madness - Jacoby Jones WR
(185) Team Steam Roll - Nate Burleson WR
(186) Spooner Express - Bernard Scott RB
(187) Miami Sharks - Matt Bryant K
(188) NC Roughnecks - Toby Gerhart RB
(189) GO COWGIRLS! - Cadillac Williams RB
(190) Team Stunnas - Derrick Ward RB
(191) Palm Beach Playaz - Aaron Hernandez TE
(192) Team $Dapats$ - Marion Barber RB

Round: 13
(193) Team $Dapats$ - Justin Forsett RB
(194) Palm Beach Playaz - Danario Alexander WR
(195) Team Stunnas - Danny Amendola WR
(196) GO COWGIRLS! - LaRod Stephens-Howling RB
(197) NC Roughnecks - Kevin Walter WR
(198) Miami Sharks - Emmanuel Sanders WR
(199) Spooner Express - Donald Brown RB
(200) Team Steam Roll - Bernard Berrian WR
(201) Mims Madness - Javon Ringer RB
(202) BullCity BigG - Tashard Choice RB
(203) Team Winning - Visanthe Shiancoe TE
(204) Turn and Coughlin - Colt McCoy QB
(205) Team Hassan - Giants D/ST D/ST
(206) Team stan - Andre Roberts WR
(207) Team PlayMakerz - Jay Feely K
(208) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Anthony Armstrong WR

Round: 14
(209) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Randy Moss WR
(210) Team PlayMakerz - Greg Little WR
(211) Team stan - Stevan Ridley RB
(212) Team Hassan - Chad Henne QB
(213) Turn and Coughlin - Todd Heap TE
(214) Team Winning - Deji Karim RB
(215) BullCity BigG - Kendall Hunter RB
(216) Mims Madness - Antonio Brown WR
(217) Team Steam Roll - Raiders D/ST D/ST
(218) Spooner Express - Roscoe Parrish WR
(219) Miami Sharks - Delone Carter RB
(220) NC Roughnecks - Earl Bennett WR
(221) GO COWGIRLS! - Jacquizz Rodgers RB
(222) Team Stunnas - Alex Green RB
(223) Palm Beach Playaz - Dolphins D/ST D/ST
(224) Team $Dapats$ - Jerious Norwood RB

Round: 15
(225) Team $Dapats$ - Brent Celek TE
(226) Palm Beach Playaz - Nate Washington WR
(227) Team Stunnas - Jermaine Gresham TE
(228) GO COWGIRLS! - Earnest Graham RB
(229) NC Roughnecks - Titus Young WR
(230) Miami Sharks - Leon Washington RB
(231) Spooner Express - Alex Smith QB
(232) Team Steam Roll - Steve Slaton RB
(233) Mims Madness - Kevin Boss TE
(234) BullCity BigG - Leonard Hankerson WR
(235) Team Winning - Rams D/ST D/ST
(236) Turn and Coughlin - Isaac Redman RB
(237) Team Hassan - Le'Ron McClain RB
(238) Team stan - Jordan Todman RB
(239) Team PlayMakerz - Arrelious Benn WR
(240) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Steve Smith WR

Round: 16
(241) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Cowboys D/ST D/ST
(242) Team PlayMakerz - Jalen Parmele RB
(243) Team stan - Michael Jenkins WR
(244) Team Hassan - Terrell Owens WR
(245) Turn and Coughlin - Mohamed Massaquoi WR
(246) Team Winning - Ryan Longwell K
(247) BullCity BigG - Heath Miller TE
(248) Mims Madness - Jonathan Baldwin WR
(249) Team Steam Roll - Dan Carpenter K
(250) Spooner Express - Devin Hester WR
(251) Miami Sharks - Jamie Harper RB
(252) NC Roughnecks - Vikings D/ST D/ST
(253) GO COWGIRLS! - Travis Beckum TE
(254) Team Stunnas - Shane Vereen RB
(255) Palm Beach Playaz - Devery Henderson WR
(256) Team $Dapats$ - Aaron Brown RB

BREAKING NEWS!!!

9/2/2011 - 4:46PM

reports out of the road house camp indicate that the deal which was to send chris johnson to the spooner express for a 1st round pick and pick position has been voided.

"it was simply a misunderstanding of draft regulations." said coolers owner/coach brent cronce. "we were under the impression that we would have two 1st round picks at our disposal on sunday and that simply is not the case. obviously we would not trade a running back of johnson's caliber away along with the rights to the 7th pick for a shot at drafting frank gore."

BTW...

I think Sweet Dee is lined up perfectly to receive the 2nd Annual 'Brent Cronce Memorial Matt Ryan: 11th best QB in a 10 team league award".
Good job on that Big Ben keeper.

Here's my thinking on why Im probably gonna keep Jahved Best

Here's what I believe will be left of the Top 40 players after keepers are removed:

1 Adrian Peterson RB MIN 9 26 4 2017
3 Jamaal Charles Injury RB KC 6 24 3 1850
8 Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAX 9 26 5 1565
9 Frank Gore RB SF 7 28 6 1560
10 Andre Johnson WR HOU 11 30 8 1505
15 Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 6 28 7 1360
16 Roddy White WR ATL 8 29 6 1353
17 Michael Vick QB PHI 7 31 10 1351
18 Steven Jackson RB STL 5 28 7 1331
20 Greg Jennings WR GB 8 27 5 1199
21 Peyton Hillis RB CLE 5 25 3 1185
22 Mike Wallace WR PIT 11 25 2 1182
25 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 7 24 3 1130
26 Dwayne Bowe WR KC 6 26 4 1100
27 Michael Turner RB ATL 8 29 7 1094
28 Antonio Gates TE SD 6 31 8 1060
29 Brandon Marshall WR MIA 5 27 5 1034
30 Reggie Wayne WR IND 11 32 10 1010
31 Jahvid Best RB DET 9 22 1 1004
32 Mike Williams WR TB 8 24 1 1000
34 Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG 7 25 4 980
35 Brandon Lloyd WR DEN 6 30 8 980
38 LeGarrette Blount RB TB 8 24 1 916
39 Tom Brady QB NE 7 34 11 911
40 Jeremy Maclin WR PHI 7 23 2 910


So assuming now that round 3 rolls around -- I'm now looking at being the 27th pick overall -- and there's only about 25 total guys of the top 40 even available.
Oh, and the #2 RB @ Detroit blew his leg off and is holding it together with duct tape and Gorilla glue.

Consider Best kept. Beeches.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

9/1/2011 - 10:00PM

reports have surfaced that the road house coolers have accepted a trade that will send chris "i don't have a regular job" johnson and his new $53.5million deal to spooner express for the 4th overall pick and pick position.

trade breakdown:

spooner express to receive:

-chris johnson

-the 7th pick in rounds 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13

road house coolers to receive:

-1st round pick (4th overall)

-the 4th pick in rounds 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13

in a brief interview, cooler owner/coach brent cronce said his team's success will depend on the same three things it does every season - the running game, quality picks and injuries. when asked about trading away one of the best, if not the best, back in the game cronce stated "when you have the opportunity to better your program through quality depth, you take it. that's what the coolers did today. we are ecstatic about the possibility of two first round picks as well as improving our team's keepers with high picks throughout the draft."

express owner/coach kevin hudson appeared to be less reserved with his comments as he emotionally ripped off his shirt outside the spooner facilities. "i believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. i believe lee harvey oswald acted alone. i believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. i believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve and i believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. and i believe in doing whatever it takes to get a running back who breaks 2000 yards," hudson said.

hudson, starting to remove his pants, finished the interview by saying "i just wanted to thank my mom for raising me as a good catholic so that we only had to miss two sundays a year. HT to AJ."

don't you just love the media?

wralsportsfan.com has just made it a foot race on who takes the blame if the pack struggles out of the gate. will fans stick to their guns and blame TOB for "letting wilson go" or will the focus shift on the media for putting even more pressure on glennon?

(http://www.wralsportsfan.com/ncsu/image/10069012/)

have to say, from the outside looking in, it must be tough on glennon knowing he cannot step out from wilson's shadow even when he's gone..

Lottery Results

1. AJ
2. Greg
3. Shana
4. Kevin
5. Trey
6. Tony
7. Brent
8. Lee
9. Pooler
10. Tom

it's official!

chris "i don't have a regular job" johnson has been put on the pre-draft trading block. i'm looking for a 1st round pick in return at minimum. if you feel that someone with a higher pick holds an advantage over you, no worries.. i will accept an additional keeper or later pick (swapped with a lower one of mine) to assist you in moving up the interest level board.

to the winner goes the spoils.. "and i can care less if u think i'm greedy"

The Calm Before the Storm

Enjoy 17 seconds of awesomeness

MUHAHAHA

HFS.

Baseball players are fucking insane. http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif

1 Arian Foster RB HOU 11 24 2 1989
2 Adrian Peterson RB MIN 9 26 4 1977
3 Chris Johnson RB TEN 6 25 3 1959
4 Jamaal Charles RB KC 6 24 3 1860
5 Ray Rice RB BAL 5 24 3 1730
6 LeSean McCoy RB PHI 7 23 2 1665
7 Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAX 9 26 5 1605
8 Darren McFadden RB OAK 8 23 3 1560
9 Frank Gore RB SF 7 28 6 1520
10 Rashard Mendenhall RB PIT 11 24 3 1418
11 Michael Vick QB PHI 7 31 10 1411
12 Matt Forte RB CHI 8 25 3 1407
13 Andre Johnson WR HOU 11 30 8 1376
14 Calvin Johnson WR DET 9 25 4 1354
15 Steven Jackson RB STL 5 28 7 1291
16 Roddy White WR ATL 8 29 6 1224
17 Aaron Rodgers QB GB 8 27 6 1206
18 Hakeem Nicks WR NYG 7 23 2 1181
19 Peyton Hillis RB CLE 5 25 3 1145
20 Miles Austin WR DAL 5 27 5 1143
21 Greg Jennings WR GB 8 27 5 1130
22 Ryan Mathews RB SD 6 24 1 1080
23 Michael Turner Injury RB ATL 8 29 7 1054
24 Mike Wallace WR PIT 11 25 2 1053
25 Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 6 27 7 1029
26 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 7 24 3 1001
27 Dwayne Bowe WR KC 6 26 4 971
28 Antonio Gates Injury TE SD 6 31 8 970
29 Jahvid Best RB DET 9 22 1 964
30 Knowshon Moreno RB DEN 6 24 2 959
31 Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG 7 25 4 940
32 Vincent Jackson WR SD 6 28 6 926
33 Brandon Marshall WR MIA 5 27 5 905
34 Reggie Wayne WR IND 11 32 10 881
35 LeGarrette Blount RB TB 8 24 1 876
36 Mike Williams WR TB 8 24 1 871
37 Philip Rivers QB SD 6 29 7 862
38 Dez Bryant WR DAL 5 22 1 861
39 Brandon Lloyd WR DEN 6 30 8 851
40 DeAngelo Williams RB CAR 9 28 5 840
41 Shonn Greene RB NYJ 8 25 2 823
42 Peyton Manning QB IND 11 35 13 820
43 Daniel Thomas Sleeper News RB MIA 5 23 R 800
44 Tom Brady QB NE 7 33 11 791
45 Marques Colston WR NO 11 28 5 791
46 Jeremy Maclin WR PHI 7 22 2 781
47 Kenny Britt WR TEN 6 22 2 751
48 Wes Welker WR NE 7 30 7 751
49 Drew Brees QB NO 11 32 10 709
50 Sidney Rice WR SEA 9 24 4 691

51 Steve Johnson WR BUF 7 25 3 691
52 Santonio Holmes WR NYJ 8 27 5 654
53 Michael Crabtree Injury WR SF 7 23 2 651
54 C.J. Spiller RB BUF 7 23 1 640
55 Tony Romo QB DAL 5 31 8 635
56 Percy Harvin WR MIN 9 23 2 631
57 Matt Ryan QB ATL 8 26 3 620
58 Jason Witten TE DAL 5 29 8 610
59 Matt Schaub QB HOU 11 30 7 590
60 Mark Ingram RB NO 11 21 R 590
61 Jermichael Finley TE GB 8 24 3 590
62 Johnny Knox WR CHI 8 24 2 590
63 Jonathan Stewart Sleeper News RB CAR 9 24 3 560
64 Vernon Davis TE SF 7 27 5 555
65 Anquan Boldin WR BAL 5 30 8 551
66 Jacoby Ford Sleeper News WR OAK 8 24 1 544
67 A.J. Green WR CIN 7 23 R 531
68 Dallas Clark TE IND 11 32 8 530
69 Pittsburgh Defense Def PIT 11 520
70 Cedric Benson RB CIN 7 28 6 504
71 Green Bay Defense Def GB 8 486
72 Santana Moss WR WAS 5 32 10 471
73 Ny Jets Defense Def NYJ 8 467
74 Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 11 29 7 462
75 Josh Freeman Sleeper QB TB 8 23 2 459
76 Steve Smith WR CAR 9 32 10 456
77 Philadelphia Defense Def PHI 7 452
78 Felix Jones RB DAL 5 24 3 445
79 Pierre Garcon WR IND 11 25 3 438
80 Jimmy Graham TE NO 11 24 1 430
81 BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB NE 7 26 3 429
82 Joe Flacco QB BAL 5 26 3 419
83 Chicago Defense Def CHI 8 418
84 Fred Jackson Sleeper RB BUF 7 30 5 415
85 Mike Williams WR SEA 6 27 6 411
86 Jordy Nelson WR GB 8 26 3 411
87 New England Defense Def NE 7 405
88 Julio Jones Sleeper News WR ATL 8 22 R 401
89 Marcedes Lewis TE JAX 9 27 5 390
90 James Starks RB GB 8 25 1 385
91 Joseph Addai RB IND 11 28 5 380
92 Braylon Edwards WR NYJ 8 28 6 375
93 Roy Helu Sleeper News RB WAS 5 22 R 375
94 Mario Manningham WR NYG 7 25 3 373
95 Malcom Floyd WR SD 6 29 7 371
96 Marshawn Lynch RB SEA 6 25 4 371
97 Zach Miller TE OAK 8 25 4 370
98 Mike Thomas Sleeper WR JAX 9 24 2 361
99 Chris Wells RB ARI 6 22 2 360
100 Ryan Torain RB WAS 5 24 3 350


101 Baltimore Defense Def BAL 5 347
102 Davone Bess WR MIA 5 25 3 346
103 Robert Meachem WR NO 11 26 4 345
104 San Diego Defense Def SD 6 342
105 Dallas Defense Def DAL 5 337
106 James Jones WR GB 8 27 4 332
107 Austin Collie WR IND 11 25 2 331
108 Miami Defense Def MIA 5 327
109 Sam Bradford QB STL 5 23 1 324
110 Ny Giants Defense Def NYG 7 318
111 Mike Sims-Walker WR STL 9 26 4 316
112 Owen Daniels TE HOU 11 28 5 310
113 Ryan Williams Sleeper RB ARI 6 21 R 295
114 Chad Ochocinco WR NE 7 33 10 286
115 Reggie Bush RB MIA 11 26 5 284
116 Eli Manning QB NYG 7 30 7 282
117 Lance Moore WR NO 11 27 6 271
118 Tim Tebow Sleeper News QB DEN 6 23 1 266
119 Washington Defense Def WAS 5 257
120 Chris Cooley TE WAS 5 29 7 253
121 Anthony Armstrong WR WAS 5 28 3 251
122 San Fran Defense Def SF 7 249
123 Detroit Defense Def DET 9 243
124 Arizona Defense Def ARI 6 239
125 Matthew Stafford QB DET 9 23 2 235
126 Hines Ward Injury WR PIT 11 35 13 234
127 Rob Gronkowski TE NE 7 22 1 230
128 Atlanta Defense Def ATL 8 227
129 Carolina Defense Def CAR 9 220
130 Houston Defense Def HOU 11 217
131 Randy Moss WR TEN 6 34 13 210
132 Dustin Keller TE NYJ 8 26 3 210
133 Ronnie Brown RB MIA 5 29 6 210
134 Matt Cassel Sleeper News QB KC 6 29 6 208
135 Mark Sanchez Sleeper News QB NYJ 8 24 2 202
136 Michael Bush RB OAK 8 27 4 195
137 Oakland Defense Def OAK 8 184
138 Tampa Bay Defense Def TB 8 174
139 Jay Cutler QB CHI 8 28 5 167
140 Danny Amendola WR STL 5 25 3 160
141 Kansas City Defense Def KC 6 158
142 Danny Woodhead RB NE 7 26 3 155
143 Brandon Pettigrew TE DET 9 26 2 151
144 Jerome Simpson Sleeper News WR CIN 7 25 3 143
145 Sebastian Janikowski K OAK 8 33 11 142
146 New Orleans Defense Def NO 11 142
147 Minnesota Defense Def MIN 9 136
148 Ladainian Tomlinson RB NYJ 8 32 10 120
149 Tashard Choice Sleeper Injury RB DAL 5 26 3 118
150 Ryan Fitzpatrick QB BUF 7 28 6 116


151 Lee Evans WR BUF 7 30 7 111
152 Jon Baldwin Sleeper News WR KC 6 21 R 111
153 Deion Branch WR NE 7 32 9 111
154 Tony Gonzalez TE ATL 8 35 14 110
155 Jermaine Gresham TE CIN 7 23 1 110
156 Kellen Winslow TE TB 8 28 7 105
157 Stephen Gostkowski K NE 7 27 5 103
158 Jared Cook Sleeper News TE TEN 6 24 2 100
159 Seattle Defense Def SEA 6 95
160 Arrelious Benn WR TB 8 22 1 93
161 St. Louis Defense Def STL 5 87
162 Tennessee Defense Def TEN 6 86
163 Neil Rackers K HOU 11 34 11 84
164 Nate Kaeding K SD 6 29 7 83
165 Mason Crosby K GB 8 26 4 83
166 David Akers K SF 7 36 13 83
167 Greg Little Sleeper News WR CLE 5 22 R 81
168 Brandon Jacobs RB NYG 7 29 6 74
169 Earl Bennett Sleeper WR CHI 8 24 3 73
170 Matt Bryant K ATL 8 36 9 70
171 Mikel Leshoure Sleeper News RB DET 9 21 R 70
172 Nate Burleson WR DET 9 29 8 66
173 Buffalo Defense Def BUF 7 64
174 Adam Vinatieri K IND 11 38 15 54
175 David Gettis WR CAR 9 23 1 53
176 Donald Brown RB IND 11 24 2 53
177 Jordan Shipley WR CIN 7 25 1 51
178 Josh Morgan WR SF 7 26 3 50
179 Ben Obomanu WR SEA 6 27 5 50
180 Shane Vereen RB NE 7 22 R 45
181 Pierre Thomas RB NO 11 26 4 45
182 Jason Snelling RB ATL 8 27 4 45
183 Ryan Grant RB GB 8 28 5 35
184 Greg Olsen TE CAR 8 26 4 34
185 Billy Cundiff K BAL 5 31 9 33
186 Dan Carpenter K MIA 5 25 3 33
187 Aaron Hernandez TE NE 7 21 1 30
188 Cincinnati Defense Def CIN 7 30
189 Kevin Walter WR HOU 11 29 8 26
190 Josh Brown K STL 5 32 8 23
191 Indianapolis Defense Def IND 11 23
192 Tony Moeaki TE KC 6 24 1 22
193 Jacoby Jones WR HOU 11 27 4 14
194 Cleveland Defense Def CLE 5 14
195 Leonard Hankerson Sleeper News WR WAS 5 23 R 11
196 Garrett Hartley K NO 11 25 3 3
197 Titus Young Sleeper News WR DET 9 21 R 1
198 Derrick Mason WR --- 5 37 14 1
199 Todd Heap TE ARI 5 31 10 0
200 Nick Folk K NYJ 8 26 4 0

6 weeks beeches !!!!

2011 WOLFPACK FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
Sept. 3 - LIBERTY
Sept. 10 - at Wake Forest
Sept. 17 - SOUTH ALABAMA
Sept. 22 - at Cincinnati (Thursday), ESPN, 8 pm
Oct. 1 -GEORGIA TECH
Oct. 8 - CENTRAL MICHIGAN
Oct. 15 - OPEN
Oct. 22 - at Virginia
Oct. 29 - at Florida State
Nov. 5 - NORTH CAROLINA
Nov. 12 - at Boston College
Nov. 19 - CLEMSON
Nov. 26 - MARYLAND

Not even sure how to present this....

Rise and Fire!

This is basically me watching State hoops

Which is why I can't watch with any of you bastards...

F-ed. In the A..... a boy can dream.

I just thought this was funny

I love this kind of stuff.

Push of Fantasy FB on NFL?

SO I was thinking that the deadline approaching has been portrayed as players soon to roll over and take what the owners will offer. Sports radio seems to pine that the owners have all the leverage as the "average" NFL player has bills to pay and needs income in the strong six figures not seven.

I was wondering if anyone here knows/could find the effect of fantasy football on the NFL bottom line (if at all?).

The owner position may be "screw you, there's a gazillion scrubs who'd take the opp to play simply to play" (and have the opp to extend to a regular NFL season in the future (for 'regular' pay).

What pull does Fantasy have on such a position? Who is going to draft from a scrub lineup in August, etc.

I know that in my own case, pursuing fantasy is why I actually follow the entire NFL rather than Raiders/Panthers; especially after November. Do I represent a minority or a majority viewpoint in the dominance of NFL in the sports marketing arena?

Thanks!

See? Sports Illustrated Gets It!

Why does UNC get favorable treatment by the NCAA? It's true. Every State and Duke fan knows it. I never felt UNC would really get in trouble for this, even as the accusations get more serious. Stewart Mandel agrees. Remember State fans, in 1989, the NCAA demolished the NC State basketball because 1 player sold 4 shoes and some rich alumni gave players cross-campus rides on rainy days. That's all they proved and the consequences in Raleigh were more severe than what Chapel Hill shall earn.

Oh, by the way, the N&O briefly published the reason that there were 3 plates for one car. They were registered to a Durham used car dealer who is currently serving a Federal prison sentence for money laundering. Not sure why the N&O pulled that off the web but I think it's because they're going to turn this into a two-month expose and it will be revealed as a gotchya.

Hmmm

11 football players in NCAA investigation scored a combined 395 parking tickets with fines exceeding $10,000. Wonder who paid 'em?

Winning

Awesome use of the flash mob!

CRANE KICK !!!!

Jeez, took me long enough to get permission

Anyway -- I give you "Baseball's plans for what happens when 'We are Marshall' "

Squat Rack Fail

Rodney Purvis for NC State

The highly regarded point guard de-committed to Louisville and is now considering Louisville, Duke, Kentucky, and NC State.

John Gruden...Smart Ass -- wait for the understated "awesome"

Looks like CJ Leslie will not go pro (thank goodness for his future).

I feel like Raef Fines in "Red Dragon" ... Do you see!!!!!

Only cause yer my boy -- 214 Blake Griffin dunks

"Purple Drank" cut from....life ????

Former #1 draft pick who got $31 million in guaranteed money apparently not motivated

I THINK this is sports related....

NFL lockout done right

Oh how I love taiwanese SIMs videos!!!

Oh my how things have changed.

I haven't watched a single minute of a single game in the entire tourney so far.
Too flippin' busy.
Anyway.. looks like someone knocked off someone else and now things aren't as they were expected to be. Oh well.

Maybe Gator fans are better than us

Didn't even spill the beer.

are we doin' a bracket within Ironic Title?

just wondering. if so lemme know.

Cal Tech

For the sports blog dedicated to sports misery, I present this:

Cal Tech wins first conference game since 1985

And no, Cal Tech didn't take a break from basketball. They lost 310 consecutive conference basketball games. In 2007, Cal Tech broke their 207 game overall losing streak by beating Bard College.

Racial Progress?

Or the PC'ing of America continuing? You be the judge...


3 Point Play - Blake Griffin & Ben Gleib

@BlakeGriffin | Myspace Video

Please tell me how we missed this ????

Chris Paul = Dirty Bastard?

I've been channel surfing and every time I stop on the Bulls/NO games I just see CP pullin' a ton of cheap shot plays. I figured the Julius incident wasn't a freak incident, but I don't see how he doesn't get his ass kicked in a parking lot after every game.

Where's Randy?

He's everywhere!!!

Poor little guy(s)

See more funny videos and TBT at Todays Big Thing.

Sidekick --- thats your 5th round pick raping Big Ben.

I know its always like herding cats to get us together....

April 16 --- Kay Yow Spring Game.

Book it, beeches.

This has been making the rounds, but it's still pretty great...

Although, I'm not sure this guy would like it.

Badass!

What are we doing for the Super Bowl ?

Having kids really makes planning difficult, especially if the game is after bedtime & no ability to leave the house.

Dang

Awesome and Carolina are not words that I let collide in sentences but this Carolina game will be awesome.

Michigan State and UNC to Play on Aircraft Carrier

My luck mucketh over?

So I was excited to see online that we were leading at Miami, the game tracker graph available at ESPN made it clear that we had a huge lead and had survived a comeback run to keep a 5 point lead midway through the second half.

So I went upstairs to listen to the radio broadcase with about 6 minutes to go while finishing up the dishes.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SIDNEY LOWE. CALL A GODDAM TIME OUT AFTER THEY RUN THE LEAD TO 11 WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP PETE GILLEN/LES ROBINSON BULLSHIT COACHING IS THAT??!!!!! CAN WE CALL A SET OFFENSE OTHER THAN RUN IT DOWN AND CHUCK IT AT THE RIM SO THEY CAN GET IT BACK REAL QUICK AND EXTEND THEIR FUCKING LEAD!!!! SURE, LET'S HAVE JAVI BOUNCE IT OFF THE TOP OF THE FUCKING BACKBOARD FOR A CHANGE OF PACE. . .

needless to say I don't think I woke the babies, but I nearly broke some shit.

Why do they do this to us. . .

ESPN is fuckin' with me again, huh?

Hue or Hugh

Very sad....

Today was Brent's last day @ ATT --he's on his 6 month vacation.
I've offered to hire him as a baby sitter.

Our annual discussion of seeing every minor league team came up today

The list, according to Gee:

Durham Bulls
Carolina Mudcats
Kinston Indians
Winston-Salem Dash
Asheville Tourists
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Hickory Crawdads
Kannapolis Intimidators
Burlington Royals

How many fucking 1st downs has Cam Newton gotten on 3rd downs??????????

Are they oblivious to Gene Chisik's game plan ????????

Change to hurricane names for next year

'Bret' has now officially been changed to 'BEEF MOE!!!!!!' (yes, the exclamation points are part of the name.

This Just In

Andrew Luck staying college, making 2011 a good year to unite three of my favorite things: The Carolina Panthers, Vince Young, and using your #1 pick on a non-QB.

New Man Crush.

This is why the NBA is so awesome; this dude is fantastic.

King of Pop a Shot

This is a great little story (with some awesome video) of perhaps the greatest Pop a Shotter to ever live. If you can watch youtube vids at your place of work, take the two minutes to check out this guy schooling Kobe.

Pop a Shot Monster!