Joke from my boy Gene

Q: How do you get a UNC grad off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

Please Lord Xenu, let this be on TV

We have to find a way to see this, outside of traveling to Atlantic City!

Canseco fights Sikahema!

That's right, everyone's favorite Roid Monger against absolutely everyone's favorite Goal Post Padding puncher.

When I was 7 or 8 I saw Vai puching the padding and thought this is the greatest thing ever. When I got to a goal post pad I was all over that thing. Everytime I see one I still give it the good ol 1-2.

#1 Seed in the sub regional

College World Series, here they come! NCSU #1 Seed in Raleigh!

The question is are we going to the sub regional? It includes Charlotte, SoCar, and JMU

The UNC Subregional is in Cary and includes Wilmington, Elon, and for the first time ever Mt St. Mary's

UF alas is only a number #2 seed and is in the same sub regional as FSU. Oh well, maybe next year.

Oh and BTW, I am also rooting for LBSU, because their baseball team's mascots are the Dirtbags! Awesome!

HFS. This SHOULD be labled NSFW

Only because its disgusting.

Hey! We got 2 on the list!

Of course, one is Engin getting leapfrogged and the other is the 'pass'.

And WTF is up with "Cardiac Kids" ?
I made my feelings known in the comments.

Out.

Holy Fucking Shit doesnt do her justice.

SPORTSbyBROOKS » HS Junior Wins Team Track Title — By Herself

TEAM track title.
By herself.
No one else.

Wow.

Nightmare Fuel!

Jim Edmonds is a Cub?

My thoughts EXACTLY !!!

World's Greatest Dunker

Apparently, he's French. C'est la vie!

Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira (Big Nog)

Noted as having quite possibly the best chin in all of MMA, Big Nog, is one of the toughest Heavyweights to ever put on a pair of 4 ounce gloves. He has taken a pounding from the all time Heavyweight great Fedor Emelianenko on three different occasions and survived to hear the judge's decision twice. (One encounter was stopped due to accidental cut).

Prior to his meetings with Fedor, Nogueira battled Bob Sapp during Pride Shockwave in 2002. If Nogueria's chin was ever a question mark, all was answered on August 22, 2002. 365 lbs muscle-bound Sapp picked Nog up and slammed him onto his head, leaving onlookers wondering if he would even get up. Nogueira's submission of Sapp just minutes later will live on in MMA infamy forever.

I think this illustrates the problem clearly enough.

Compare this with the next to last paragraph of this article and you should see what we're up against.

This is what I've been waiting for.

The other shoes to drop on this Clemen's thing; now that the bloom is off of his rose and reporters have begun to look into every aspect of his life, I'm hoping we get a ton more stories like this one (although, maybe with a little less statuatory rape).

Mr. Clemens, are you now, or have you ever been a pederast?

Day One o' the Draft!

Good times.

The wife, the Admir0l, the Harbinger of Haggis, and the Peanut all enjoyed a day filled with fried chicken, okra, and the scent of hope from all 32 teams in the NFL.

We watched as my Pats traded down to pick up some random LB; we also watched as Berman trotted out the same tired jokes as last year, and the year before that, and the year before that; we also got to see quite the ensemble from Keyshawn, which entailed a pink tie, a checked shirt, and I think, a pin-striped suit jacket (I can only hope he had on plaid pants).

A Moment to Reflect

...on drafts gone by.

"[Ryan] Leaf hurt the Chargers more than Katrina hurt the Saints"

tom caught babbling!

So I go to the office today and I see this guy in a Raider's t-shirt, toting a Raiders Jersey and I joke about Al Davis and mention how the Raiders are my team, Marcus Alan and all that.

I see the Jersey and realize I'm talking to the Alvis Whitthead. Yep. Played Peach Bowl with Terry Harvey etc. . .

Dude only about 5'10" but finished 7th in Olympic Trials. . .

Freaking amazing. I was stumbling over words.

Turns out our long time track Coach was at Orange High in 93, when Whitthead started running. . .

He said he's got a workout in Buffalo after the draft. He's not too positive on it as his years in the league aren't a healthy thing for a back up in the cap. . .

I love the small world I live in. . .

Jumping Cars, with Kobe, Kenny, and Sir Charles

***XFERRED FROM StRA***

This is why I love the UFC

This guy is getting both choked out in the triangle AND getting his head pounded in at the same time! AWESOME!!!!!

Looks like we missed a hella Red/White game

But if State is gonna depend on LAST SECOND HAIL MARYS, I'm not sure what kind of season it will be.
Take that back.
It will be a lot like last season.

Masochist that I am...

I have added the NCSU Football & B Ball schedules onto the StRA calendar.
Along with 'da Bolts!

Basketball Hits All Time Lowe

NC State is not invited to the ACC/Big 10 Challenge because of our terrible '07-'08 effort.