Psychic Coaching Carousel Powers

Called it! You lose to the Dolphins, you get fired!

Ravens fire Billick!

Lottery Pick

I thought I got #1 pick by winning the consolation bracket...

Looks like Hamwich has the league wrapped up.

And the Spooner Express is #1 on the draft board for the '08/09 season!!!

So the Slap Bet Commish gains a daughter....

but loses Fast Willy.
Even the Sidekick wouldn't approve THAT trade.

When did we all join a death cult???

Fuck you, Shaktari, many armed demon goddess of dead football players.

Shawn Taylor does NOT belong on the fucking Pro-Bowl team.

Thoughts on next years FF

Now that I am skilled at the intricacies of gambling, how about, using the expected scores generated by Yahoo, we also have a pick'em every week - not a suicide league, but use that value as our spread and do the whole pride gambling thing.
Anyone? Anyone?

Thank you Brian Westbrook

Although hopefully Purple Jesus will render this play moot...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

What an exciting 1st round!!!

Quick way to tell if you're staying home next weekend:
Did your quarterback score fewer than 7 point?
Express - Yes.
OTN - Yes.
MPtHv2.0 - Yes.

Looks like LL vs. SC, SH vs. GB.
Good luck.

Playoffs & First Draft Pick

Here's my guess on play off seeds (not sure why I can't wait until tomorrow whent he computer does the work):

Championship Bracket:
Sam Hamwich (7-6) at Offensive Team Name (10-3)
Must Protect This House (8-5) at Genuine Bakula (8-5)

Will Pick Randy Moss Bracket:
Lakelizards (2-11) at Voodoo Cadillac (6-7)
Spooner Express (5-8) at Smallville Crows (6-7)

Leading to the final week where we have the league championship game and the Les Robinson Invitational which determines who gets the first pick of next year's draft.

Speaking of, did we ever decide if I retain the rights to Torry Holt or if Genuine Bakula gets rights to Randy Moss (both aquired via trade)?

My season in a nutshell.

Beyond the Gimp actually outscoring EVERYONE except the person who beat him for the first six weeks -- this week will completely encapsulate what it means to be the Spooner Express over the past 7 weeks.

Anyone else in the league gets pwned on the day I luck out and get a couple of hot guys,even with Manning on the bench. Still, Drew Brees is gonna go ape shit and score....14 points.

Mother.
Fucker.

The Curse of the Forehead has been fulfilled.

**** SITE ADMIN NOTE ****
Good thing Brees decided to get 26 points in the first 3 quarters to ensure it wouldn't be another close loss for the Express. Thanks Drew.

Tiki, the Bus & Collinsworth all just agreed...

Mario Williams - correct #1 pick.
Vince "He's a winner" Young. Not so much a winner.
Reggie "Man I miss the Deuce" Bush. Not so much a winner.

Randy Moss = sick.

Not sure how things are looking for everyone else, but por moi:

Housh 0
jennings 16
graham 22
lee 13
crosby 8
Giants D 8

Anderson in progress
Bowe in progress
Addai tonight

This could just be selective memory

but it seems to me, that even with the wee tiny size of our league, that very rarely do we leave points on the bench. I know that I left a huge game by Gore two weeks ago, but that's not the norm. Just found that interesting, that's all.

I thought I was man enough to bench my team.

I just couldn't do it.
Good luck to everyone in the playoffs.
Beeches.

Appalachian Fantasies

If Appalachian State quarterback Armanti Edwards was on my team, he would've scored 71 fantasy points last night.

Did we ever declare a winner for Survivor League?

Whats the dilly, yo?

I give up. I'm taking a knee this week.

Good luck in the playoffs to everyone who didnt shit the bed and lose a bunch of ridiculously close games this year.
The Smallville Crows are getting a gimme.
Beeches.

Much like avoiding land wars in Asia

Vegas + Sports = some kind of mental overload I have never experienced before.
Yeah, I got knocked on my keister by the VC, but I believe we watched every game.
At the same time.
So, I was completely pole-axed and really had no time to be angry about Hines Ward, Tory Holt and the Bolts D.
Greatest weekend ever?

Standings

Team W - L Pts Next Opponent
Off Nam 9 - 3 1281 Sam Hamwich
Sam Ham 7 - 5 1183 Offensive Tea
Gen Bak 7 - 5 1135 Voodoo Cadill
mustpro 7 - 5 1074 lakelizards
Voo Cad 6 - 6 1181 Genuine Bakul
Spo Exp 5 - 7 1103 Smallville Cr
Sma Cro 5 - 7 1094 Spooner Expre
lakeliz 2 -10 934 mustprotecthi

Play Off Scenarios

1) Offensive Team Name - Clinched #1 seed in playoffs
2)Sam Hamwhich - Win; or lose plus Genuine Bakula win; or lose plus mustprotectthishouse2 loss; or lose plus Genuine Bakula lose plus Genuine Bakula doesn't outscore by 49
3)Genuine Bakula - Win; or mustprotectthishouse2 lose; or lose plus Sam Hamwich lose plus outscore Sam Hamwich by 49 points
4)mustprotecthishouse2 - Win; or Genuine Bakula win
5)Voodoo Cadillac - Win
6)Spooner Express - Eliminated
7)Smallville Crows - Eliminated
8)lakelizards - Eliminated

I think we need a poll...of Sam Hamwhich, Genuine Bakula, mustprotectthishouse2, and Voodoo Cadillac, which is the most likely to miss the play offs?

My vote is Voodoo Cadillac misses the playoffs...mustprotectthishouse2 has a favorable match up and Genuine Bakula has been playing well and Randy Moss can't have three bad games in a row. And, of course, you can only expect Brett Farve and Torry Holt to shit their respective beds.

Did I Read That Right?

Assuming it's correct, and I don't know that it is, Voodoo Cady beat the Spooner Express with the oddest box score, ever. The Voodoo Cady's quarterback and running backs combined for 9 points. Hell, Kevin Jones rushed for 1 yard off 3 carries.

All I can say is that this is the kind of team I drafted...by the 8th round I had 3 wide recivers, 1 tight end, defense, and kicker.

Seriously, Rear, I'm sorry. I wish I didn't win this one because I clearly used up a season's worth of fantasy karma.