Saturday, February 28, 2009

This May Sound Silly

since I only ever knew him as an announcer for the Bulls, but I had no idea that Johnny 'Red' Kerr (who died this week) was 6'10''. I also didn't know that he was the Phoenix Suns first coach.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Did you guys see...

some dude is claiming to be "outing" Troy Aikman?

I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but with those gigantic hands, imagine what kind of back rubs he could give.


***SAN***
I can't find a video of the Tick rubbing Omnipotus' feet, but I think it would be like that.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tiger Woods Return

The worst thing to happen in sports in the last 30 years would be if Tiger Woods was on steroids, right? Why doesn't anyone make mention of this? There are way too many people now who don't look like they are on roids who are, so who the hell knows.

Sidekick note: Stupid long comment after the jump, probably should have just made a separate post

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Looks as if the Panthers franchised J.Peppers.

I can't imagine he's too happy -- I saw he wanted to go to Dallas.
Anyway, if they bring in a coach to do the 3-4, maybe he'll wash the sand out of his vahinta.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Wake Dropped Again!

This time, to us! Even after we blew a 20 point lead!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Duke and Wake dropped

It's like Christmas, except we didn't win. Too bad we don't get Duke at RBC. Do we have a trip to Miami or was that a single game this year?

Looks like we're getting at least 2 O Linemen

and 2 GIGANTIC tight ends.

Morgan Alexander ATH 5-10 180 4.5 5.6 Cartersville, GA
Jarvis Byrd DB 5-10 173 4.5 5.8 Pahokee, FL
Tyson Chandler DT 6-6 344 5.4 5.7 North Plainfield, NJ
Ryan Cheek LB 6-0 232 4.51 5.5 Lancaster, OH
Duran Christophe OL 6-6 275 - 5.5 Woodstock, GA
Donald Coleman LB 6-0 210 4.5 5.4 Princeton, NJ
Sylvester Crawford DE 6-5 230 4.62 5.5 Charlotte, NC
A.J. Ferguson DE 6-2 250 4.8 5.1 Southport, NC
Nathan Mageo DT 6-4 280 5.1 5.5 Roswell, NM
Quintin Payton WR 6-3 190 4.49 5.5 Anderson, SC
Deion Roberson DT 6-4 258 4.9 5.6 Tucker, GA
Brian Slay DT 6-2 276 4.9 5.6 Ashburn, VA
Rashard Smith ATH 5-10 180 4.5 5.4 Dublin, GA
Anthony Talbert TE 6-4 230 4.75 5.2 Cincinnati, OH
Chris Ward K 6-1 170 - 5.3 Fayetteville, GA
James Washington RB 5-10 170 4.43 5.6 Orlando, FL
Asa Watson TE 6-4 210 4.69 5.5 Rock Hil, SC
Camden Wentz OL 6-2 276 - 5.6 Marietta, GA


COMMITTED/UNSIGNED

Brandan Bishop DB 6-1 200 - 5.5 Boca Raton, FL
Darryl Cato-Bishop DE 6-3 238 4.65 5.4 Dorchester, MA
Rickey Dowdy LB 6-1 229 4.6 5.7 High Point, NC
Denzelle Good OL 6-6 325 5.25 5.6 Gaffney, SC
Dean Haynes DB 6-0 180 4.5 5.2 Tunnel Hill, GA
Everett Proctor ATH 6-1 190 4.45 5.5 Fayetteville, NC
Raynard Randolph DT 6-3 300 5.2 5.7 Brandywine, MD
Hans Rice LB 6-3 195 4.5 5.5 Eufaula, AL
Bryan Underwood WR 5-9 162 4.4 5.7 Cleveland Heights, OH

And great googley moogly, look at this kid they're still after!!!
Arthur Lynch TE 6-5 240 4.7

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Have Mercy!!!!!

Now let me just say that I'm extremly proud of my school and it's attempt to convert to Division-1 sports. However, it's going to be a long road. Thanks for laying down the hammer Wolfpack.

BRIGHT SPOT FOR THE NIGHT: It was a 10 point game at the half!!!!

Does this mean his pussy is ripped?

Torn labrum?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Well, that sucked.

Left the Sidekick's close to 10, Steelers were up 20-7 I think, maybe 9 minutes left.
BUT... we had been DVR-ing the game, so "reality" was quite different.
How was I to know that Warner led 2 drives down, put the cards up 23-20 with 2 minutes to go.
T Bone calls and is like "MOTHER FUCKER!!! Big Ben pulled another one out"
I of course was like ?????
Text from the Sidekick -- I ASSUME there was another fairly shitty call against the Cards giving the 'Burg 15 yards and a 1st down.

Curses.