This is what I've been waiting for.

The other shoes to drop on this Clemen's thing; now that the bloom is off of his rose and reporters have begun to look into every aspect of his life, I'm hoping we get a ton more stories like this one (although, maybe with a little less statuatory rape).

Mr. Clemens, are you now, or have you ever been a pederast?

Day One o' the Draft!

Good times.

The wife, the Admir0l, the Harbinger of Haggis, and the Peanut all enjoyed a day filled with fried chicken, okra, and the scent of hope from all 32 teams in the NFL.

We watched as my Pats traded down to pick up some random LB; we also watched as Berman trotted out the same tired jokes as last year, and the year before that, and the year before that; we also got to see quite the ensemble from Keyshawn, which entailed a pink tie, a checked shirt, and I think, a pin-striped suit jacket (I can only hope he had on plaid pants).

A Moment to Reflect

...on drafts gone by.

"[Ryan] Leaf hurt the Chargers more than Katrina hurt the Saints"

tom caught babbling!

So I go to the office today and I see this guy in a Raider's t-shirt, toting a Raiders Jersey and I joke about Al Davis and mention how the Raiders are my team, Marcus Alan and all that.

I see the Jersey and realize I'm talking to the Alvis Whitthead. Yep. Played Peach Bowl with Terry Harvey etc. . .

Dude only about 5'10" but finished 7th in Olympic Trials. . .

Freaking amazing. I was stumbling over words.

Turns out our long time track Coach was at Orange High in 93, when Whitthead started running. . .

He said he's got a workout in Buffalo after the draft. He's not too positive on it as his years in the league aren't a healthy thing for a back up in the cap. . .

I love the small world I live in. . .

Jumping Cars, with Kobe, Kenny, and Sir Charles

***XFERRED FROM StRA***

This is why I love the UFC

This guy is getting both choked out in the triangle AND getting his head pounded in at the same time! AWESOME!!!!!

Looks like we missed a hella Red/White game

But if State is gonna depend on LAST SECOND HAIL MARYS, I'm not sure what kind of season it will be.
Take that back.
It will be a lot like last season.

Masochist that I am...

I have added the NCSU Football & B Ball schedules onto the StRA calendar.
Along with 'da Bolts!

Basketball Hits All Time Lowe

NC State is not invited to the ACC/Big 10 Challenge because of our terrible '07-'08 effort.

Umm...

...not nearly enough singing of my praises going on around here.

At least talk some smack about how picking all 4 #1 seeds takes no balls and doesn't really count.

So, Davidson...

They were actually an amazingly good team. In fact, I'm not quite sure how NC State beat them.

They played three Final Four teams - Kansas, UNC, and UCLA - and lost by an average five points.

I think they lose their starting point guard and that Stephen Curry will side into the point next year, so I don't expect a repeat of this in '08. But jeebus, they really are good.

Courtesy of the Onion

A tribute to the grittiest, guttiest, bravest basketball player of all time!

Congrats to the Wolf on basically wrapping it up.

I dont believe there is a mathematical way for the 'Uar to catch the SCW, so I guess we owe her some kind of prize during her 'East Coast Spring '08 Wolfstravaganza'.

Maybe we can get the Obama campaign to chip in some Dave Matthews tickets?

Don't know how many of you are watching the NBA

but my god! The fact that only 1 team has clinched a playoff spot, and they don't know whether they'll be 1st or 6th is fantastic! Also, the up and down style of most of the teams (Spurs excepted) makes for some great hoops. I, personally, will be recording most of the games down the stretch, and all of the playoff games this season. On a side note, thank goodness that TNT has the Western Conference Finals, it means more Chuck and Kenny (and Ernie, good to see that he's gotten better from his lymphoma).

Thats right beeches !!! KEEPER LEAGUE!!!

Bengals cut Henry after WR surrenders on assault charge
Bengals wide receiver surrendered to police after being accused of punching an 18-year-old man in the face.

T.J. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH can only get MORE passes now.
Beeches.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care if it's an April Fool's joke; apparently Albert Pujols has a cousin named:

Harry Pujols


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

BTW...

F You, Shammond Williams.

Enjoy Spain, you fucktard.

BTW...

F You, Ed Cota.

Enjoy Poland, you fucktard.

I almost forgot about another UNC player I hate.

Joseph Forte.
Enjoy Italy, you fucktard.

BTW, take a look at that 2001 Draft.
Yikes.
Kwame Brown ???