Pretty sure I'm done with college football

I find this to be so goddamn ridiculous that I just can't take this "amateur" sport seriously anymore.

We all know this kind of stuff happens all the time in football, but to have a bowl official be so up front about it and act like it's no big deal is just muthercunting retarded.

How's this for a stat?

After just two starts, quarterback Tim Tebow is the second-leading rusher on the Denver Broncos this season

I, for one, would like to be the first to welcome our new Ironic Overlord.

Unless Drew Brees drops 53 on Hot-lanta, we're looking at the rule of Cronce the First.
All hail our half inflated lord of darkness!!!

HFS. Talk about a great keeper.

Tzom got Darren McFadden, #4 overall RB this season, in the 14th round.

Well, there's always next season....

The Wolfpack have 20 games remaining before the ACC Tournament, and would have to finish the season 17-3 to pull its record to 23-7. Currently the only ranked opponent on the schedule is Duke (twice).

N.C. State has a good chance to string together five straight wins with Delaware State, Alabama A&M, San Diego, Elon and Wake Forest all on the upcoming schedule.

Greatest Sports Story Ever?

Yup, greatest sports story ever

BTW .... Spooner Express Redux is retired...

next years team name: Titusville Duplex.

Shivakamini Somakandarkram !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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As much as it will suck for the Bolts to not win...

I would like to point out my "Bold Prediction" is about 1 game away from fruition.

Goodbye WEC, you will be missed

You certainly went out on a high note.

I Ate Lunch With Russell Wilson

Well, at the same place, at the same time. His very attractive lady friend wanted privacy.

Holy shit (thing that only I may notice edition)!!

But look how huge the TV numbers are on this uni of the beautiful one.

Harrow looked awesome

Now granted, he was playing against a team that was mostly former varsity players from high school that probably didn't play their way into their respective state championships and a couple of recent immigrant proto NBA hopefulls. Really good presence with ball and some great looks that surprised his own teammates. . . Javi might ought to be a reserve at this point?

Not seeing Tracy Smith suited up was sad.

Lorenzo shot a three and racked up a bunch of drop in shots.

What kind of penance does Peyton Manning demand of me ????

Looking back @ this season, I can only posit that my benching of # 18 during the playoffs last year angered his totem spirit and that I must pay a hearty fine to repair the damage wrought on me this season by Tony Romo, Fitz and the Neck Beard.

So... anyone have a chicken we can sacrifice , or should I just go the Bull Durham route & get a bucket of KFC ???

Watched some of halftime of the Colts/Titans game...

and damn do I love me some Ray Lewis (seriously, I do not care that he killed a man while he was wearing a chinchilla coat, see below)! I honestly hope that he ends up an analyst somewhere on TV (covering games, not in studio); THAT would make me buy NFL Sunday Ticket.

It all comes down to this...next week

starting Thursday (which is actually this week, I guess)!

Quick recap:

In like a mutherfucker:
1) Greg!

That's it, he's currently the only player guaranteed to go to the big dance.

Win and they're in:
2)Tony
3)Tom

They both still have to sweat a potential loss; if total points come into play (and there's a logjam at 8-6), Tom could be f-ed in the a (personally, I'm rooting for him).

Need to win, and win with conviction!
4) Brent
5) Pooler
6) Trey

Assuming the gentlemen ahead of them win, that's 3 guys and 1 spot; total points is going to be a heartbreaker for somebody on Tuesday (note: the next tie-breaker after that is points scored in the final week should two of you wind up with the same number of total points). Just doing some quick scanning, looks like Trey may need a huge week from somebody to squeak in the 4th spot.

Needs more help than that wikileaks guy
7) Kevin

Kevin needs everyone above him (except Greg) to lose, AND to outscore these players by 90-100 points; weirdly, the schedule actually breaks so that the losses could happen (he could beat Trey, Greg could beat Tom, I could beat Brent, Shana could beat Tony, and AJ could beat Pooler), but I'm afraid that the point differential probably dooms him.

The great thing about this final week of the regular season is that we've all got something going on in this final matchup (except Greg); everyone is either fighting for their playoff lives or is looking to play spoiler. Should make for an exciting five days.

Good luck to all potential playoff participants, here's hoping that all the games are 125-123, with everyone having a Monday night participant (Bal/Hou for those wondering).

PAY ME YOUR MONEY, BITCHES!