Im sure this would have made little difference in my loss... but points is points beeches.

Add that in to the 6 that Ray Rice left on the field, and the kicker missing his extra point.. and on and on and on. I hate myself.

You tell them Tommy Boy!

Green Bay replacement weather guy

“all ferschmutzed.”

Demotivator

This seems interesting

Players taking knees instead of playing as long as replacement refs still reffing

Al Bundy is a jiu-jitsu master. Wait. What ?????

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Greatest Letter Ever Written

From "Guy who takes FF very seriously" to " obviously Taco in real life" 

<name withheld>,
I just want to start this letter off by saying that you are one of my best friends and I love you like a brother. We have known each other for a long time and have become very close over the years. Your heart is always in the right place but I feel the need to reach out to you in the hopes that you hear me out for real this time and decide that its time for a change.
There is a pattern of procrastination, immaturity, and an affirmative lack to be responsible. Everything that occurred last week in regard to the fantasy football draft, showed everyone in the league that knows you well and myself, that you have not grown up. I repeatedly sent emails out about the league throughout the course of the summer (to which i received no response from you). I repeatedly sent YOU specifically reminders about what you needed to get done in order to comply with the league rules, calendar dates, etc. But you continually would call me last minute to ask questions or just not do what you were supposed to.
I understand you are busy and in school; I was once there, but it is no excuse for your actions and inactions. The Sunday we had the draft, the following Tuesday and Wednesday I had <job withheld>. <job withheld> where I did everything myself. <job withheld> where I had to prepare and write up my <job withheld>. These were real <job withheld>, with real <job withheld>, real <job withheld>. I would have loved to move the draft back because of the things going on in MY life at the time, but I didn’t. I sucked it up; got my shit done, and was still able to participate in the draft TO WHICH MYSELF AND EVERYONE (INCLUDING YOU) AGREED TO AND KNEW ABOUT WELL IN ADVANCE. My point is that everyone in this league has their own personal lives and priorities but you had to miss the draft because you were out drinking.
As one of your best friends, I dont see how one, that is completely disrespectful to Mike and myself because of all the time and effort we put into this league; 2 disrespectful to the league as a whole; and 3 how irresponsible you are being. You didnt NEED to go and get drunk at that time. you knew in advance about when the draft was. I’m not telling you not to go out and have fun on a sunday, but you should have been responsible enough to leave, go to your house, be ready to draft at the time stated, just like everyone else.
It’s not a valid excuse, that some stupid girl was grinding on you, or you didnt time your day well enough to get back in time to draft. It doesnt matter that someone else drafted for you. this was your team, not someone elses, you were supposed to be ready for the draft, not someone else. Its a complete and utter disregard for the responsibilities to which you agreed to. I told you at the beginning of this season that if you didnt want to be a part of this league, if you didnt want to be active and participate, then you can get out and it would be no harm, no foul. I would rather you be in the league with everyone but not if your going to act like you have been for the past year. You told me you wanted to be in the league. So i gave you another shot.
It has been almost a week since the draft, since you blew us all off, and you have yet to call and apologize.
Your strikes are up. If you are not active and dont participate this year, if you f**k up in the least bit, I will not hesitate to kick you out of the league.
You need to shape up <name withheld>. Grow up. Be responsible. Be respectful. Because if you do not, then when it comes time for you to study for the <job withheld>, for you to go get a job in the real world, to become a <job withheld> and represent the profession, you will get hit hard with the realities that come along with it all.

Holy shit

Vince Young blew $26 million!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You make all of us proud, blow job guy!

Slayer reacts to John Clayton

I MIGHT just become famous with this one!!!

So the Freeh Report on Amazon for Kindle is going like 0 for 40 , all zero stars reviews so far...
Until me.
Bitches.
Hopefully it gets approved !!!

5.0 out of 5 stars This report touched me, but not emotionally., September 15, 2012
By Victim #7 "khudson@usdatacom.com" - See all my reviews
This review is from: PENN STATE REPORT (Kindle Edition)
When I was just a little boy and was learning to read in the shower with Coach, he would give me great big bear hugs every time I found a new word and pronounced it properly. Wow, after reading this report, Coach would be really be in a lather about the new words I've learned, like "sodomy" and "semen". Most people think the "e" is short, but Coach taught me to make my e's long and hard. Thanks Coach, for always being there for me, especially in San Antonio, when you taught me how to pronounce "ejaculation". Thats a tough one, let me tell you, especially hard to pronounce when your mouth is full!
So for all of you out there looking for a great story with lots of happy endings, you've come to the right place

HOLY SHIT IT WENT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Looks like I have a fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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The irony of your post is that YOU are abusing the real Victim #7 in this horrific case. I kindly ask Amazon to remove your post immediately.

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You want irony? Then have I got a movie for you! You will LOVE LOVE LOVE " A Serbian Film". Make sure to tell your fellow PSU fan base to check this one out -- its a touching love story about a man, his wife and their son. They face some hard times, just like Coach did, but in the end, I think everything works out for the best !

OMG! OMG! OMG!

simply fishing..

Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

I especially like "Trade Raped" in light of Julio Jones' day.

Fantasy football guy

For Big Russ

Vernon Davis' rejection

Not sure why NFL.com wont post embed code. Last week I found the 09 or 07 link when Purple Heysoos destroyed Cleveland and ... POOF, no embed. F-them.

One game does not a season make...

especially since he was on the bench, but its good to see Purple Heysoos is back.
What does it mean to be "back" against the Jags defense? No idea how good/bad they were last season, but hey, 20 pts is 20 pts.

Al Bundy vs. Bubba Smith.

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed By Magic Johnson's Long Term Survival.

Here’s a picture of Magic Johnson with three girls who weren’t alive when he played basketball. Magic Johnson has had AIDS longer than Olympic gold medalists have been alive.

YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

So the Purple Heysoos pick ....

Looking at the Purple Heysoos pick, #12 overall, and looking at who was left on the board ranked higher by Yahoo and some other site I found which started this whole over-analysis:

Demarco Murray - 1 big game by a Dallas player. Hmmmm... sounds like Miles Austin...
MoJo - Might be the steal of the draft by Big Russ. Suck up a few weeks then BOOM.
Ryan Matthews - Is the TD Vulture still on squad, and is he healthy?
Frank Gore - nothing good or bad goes through my mind.
Trent Richardson - Might be next Purple Heysoos, might be next Mark Ingram.

NICE!

The team returns a solid but not spectacular receiving corps and will look to former Alabama running back Trent Richardson to carry much of the offensive load. As it has been of late for the Browns, their best intended plans have hit a snag as the talented Richardson is rehabbing a knee injury and will likely be limited in the season's opening weeks.

What I will be interested in will be checking on pre-season and post season rankings, of course. Injuries of course are going to fuck everyone's world, so having 5 RBs to start... might not be a bad idea in principle, but then I find out that Isaac Redman is already injured and is splitting with J. Dwyer. Awesome. FML.

Anyway -- already beset by doubts and fears that having Ray Rice will be wasted on me, since my team of misfits and ragamuffins will most likely go 2-12, only beating Dont Drink and Draft cause I'll hit him on both Pats and Panther's BYE weeks.
Wish me luck.

A boy can dream !!!!

The Panthers still want to run the ball significantly behind RBs DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart to help protect QB Cam Newton. The trio typically forces an eighth defender toward the box, opening big-play shots to WR Steve Smith.

Wish I had known about the foot infection -- looking at draft over-analysis, could have gotten Jordy Nelson ahead of Smith. Not sure how having the #16, #23 and #24 WRs is going to work out. Thats not overall.... thats WRs. Sheesh. Fuck me.

More to come on post draft over-analysis.