I found this buried on page 12 of the sports section in USA Today:
Offensive Team Name -10 MustProtectThisHouse2
With Clinton Portis and Santana Moss on byes and Ahman Green injured the War of the Roses figures to tilt heavily in favor of OTN. Plus Tom Brady is playing against Cincinnati so he should be good for 30+ points.
Sam Handwhich -4 Genuine Bakula
Luckily for GB, Reggie Bush is on a bye so he won't be in the lineup earning 4 points. He will be replaced by Thomas Jones, who will most likely score in double digits against a weak Buffalo run defense. Unfortunately for GB, Andre Johnson is injured and that could make the difference this week.
Voodoo Cadillac Smallville Crows NO LINE
Vegas is refusing to release odds on any Voodoo Cadillac games until the curse of Brett Favre is lifted. Legend has it that anyone who dumps Favre from his roster before the first week of the season will remain winless until amends are made.
Rear Admir0l/Spooney Love -15 Lake Lizards
With Rudi Johnson out and Larry Johnson sucking it up royally for the Lizards, it appears that Polar Express has the best shot of remaining the only undefeated team in the league. Maybe Spooney was baiting everyone with his performance last year?
4 comments:
Hows that Steve Jackson working out for you this year?
I knew I shouldn't have listened to Michael Vick when he told me to drop Brett Favre.
He was probably high.
So I'll take Sam Handwich giving 4. That's a suckers bet.
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