How many points do I get for a moral victory? I've looked over the schedule and found a startling statistic!
Voodoo Cadillac's Opponent
Week 1: 127 by mustprotectthishouse (week's high score)
Week 2: 124 by Sam Handwhich (week's high score)
Week 3: 76 by Smallville Crows
Week 4: 90 by Offensive Team Name (week's high score)
Week 5: 106 by Spooner Express
Week 6: 133 by Genuine Bakula (week's high score)
Let's get past the part about playing the week's high scorer. I am so over that. NOT! But my opponents have totaled 656 points scored; compare to the average total points scored of 554. This is highway robbery. Easily the toughest schedule. In college football, they give bonus points for that.
There's one more point that I'd like to make. When my frustrated field generals look at the score board, they notice other teams are getting off easy. If we dropped the team I played from the scores and compare my points to the rest of you mf's, I'd be 16-20. Not claiming that's a good record, but it translates into 2-4. I hereby declare my morally-adjusted record as 2-4.
3 comments:
Brett Favre doesn't believe in moral victories. This post runs the risk of angering him even further. He may decide to shit the bed in this week's game against Denver and score -2 points just to spite you.
I see that my boy is a True Wolfpack fan, looking for the diamond in the shitpile.
The Bakula feels good after last week's trade and win. The Bakula is excited about the rest of the season, and the Bakula hopes the Cadillac enjoys his new team members
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