Monday, November 12, 2007

Cursed by the Forehead

So Im fairly certain that my offer to trade the Forehead angered his JuJu zombie spirit. Somehow, he communicated his menin, his dreadful wrath, to the other members of the Spooner Express, and they all decided to shit the bed on me yesterday.

Be that as it may, I am willing to do some kind of penance to bring good fortune and a fruitful harvest, and most especially a top 4 finish in the league.

Following the path Homer laid out 4500 years ago, I will suit up as Manning next Sunday and most likely be killed. Then, Manning comes out, kills Tom Brady, drags his body around the stadium, and is shot and killed by Bridget Moynihan.

Its the price one pays for pissing off the Forehead.
Beeches.

4 comments:

Tray Deee said...

Repeat after me: "I don't dare take the iconic NFL quarterback off your roster." Unless, of course, you're willing to endure a six-game losing streak.

Rear Admir0l said...

Halfway there, beeches!!!

The Greguar said...

But once I did, I won 3 in a row. Then again I have also made a superfluous deal with the devil to cover FFL too.

Tray Deee said...

The Greguar Caveat: It is okay to remove an iconic quarterback only after getting a whopper of a deal for him.