Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Survival Bowl is down to Pooler and the SCW.

Not really sure who to pull for, or more importantly, against.
Both of them have cushy assed jobs w. great medical & dental, vacation & sick time, and a hella retirement benefits.
But Pooler's carbon footprint is bigger, since he has been tossing out diapers for the past 8 years, giving him a slight edge over the SCW who drinks only Guinness to support Nobel Laureate Algore.
Gotta go with the dude who is killing more polar bears.

Get to work, SCW !!!



***SITE ADMIN NOTE***
A certain person with access to a certain machine that may or may not have leveled half of Chile last week has demanded a recount.
Pooler, you're my boy, and you were with me through both the whole "Kit Kat" episode and the call the the Chancellor bitching about expansion but I gotta let her win or she'll most likely scramble Gastonia from orbit.
I love my momma Pooler! Let her win!!! Choose Miami against Cleveland!!!

2 comments:

Pooler said...

As a point in my favor and with regards to my carbon footprint, we did use cloth diapers with our first baby. Then she started getting bigger and eating meat and the "output" was a little larger and more disgusting. We switched to disposables and never looked back.

Rear Admir0l said...

But if you were to lose the Survival Bowl, would your rage cause you to annihilate entire cities ?
Come on dude, take one for humanity.