All three other teams make me ill.
Patriots - For obvious reasons.
Chargers - Because they are all mouthy dicks, and I'm sorry I really dislike P-Diddy now. I hope he plays this week and someone knocks him flat out.
Packers - I don't think I could deal the rest of my life hearing how fucking great Brett Favre is. It's like the John Elway thing. When elway was great he never won. When he turned pathetic, he all of a sudden won a Super Bowl because he had a 2000 yard rusher and a defense. And yes Dan Marino is god.
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and Eli has none of the commercial Charisma either. Saw a recent replay of Peyton's SNL. Funny shit - his dad 15 years in the NFL, his brother starting quarter back. His mother? Some time in the CFL but overall a "disappointment to the family" in football.
Since we cant have a Houston / New Orleans Superb Owl this year, I gotta lay my money on the Bolts / Giants.
And I think after you go over X interceptions, lets be generous and say like 275, you cannot be bookended with the list of "great" QBs.
Although, that little underhanded toss was kind of fucking cool...
Sorry boys, Favre is awesome; although he's no Brady (so pretty with smooth, supple skin)...
A mouthy dick is ok, if that mouthy dick is actually responsible for something to be mouthy about.
Here's to Billy Volek scoring points and bringing it home. Chargers fans can only hope P Diddy hurts himself again by tripping over the field again.
As far as Eli being a whiny bitch... I've never seen him whine. Now Archie whining on his behalf. Different story.
Isn't Rivers whining and bitching at everyone all the time. I know the inbreeding in his Alabama genes may cause some deficiencies.
Even his teammates don't like him. See RA's story above.
Oh dear.
Duck & cover boys.
INCOMING!!!
Disclaimer: I very contentedly wear NC State red rose-colored glasses.
Having said that, anyone who is surprised or appalled by Philip Rivers' "recent" behavior has CLEARLY not payed attention to him or any other of Chuck Amato's players for the past 8 years or so. Y'all probably also think the number of shark attacks at the beach actually varies from summer to summer and has nothing to do with the other reportable/sellable news taking place.
Furthermore, I think we all know the back woods of Florida as well as North Carolina has just as much scary shit going on as those of Alabama. Yeah, I'm sure being from a place where football is king has hindered P. Diddy's football career.
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