Anyone know a good "HITMAN"????

I need Jason Campbell (Redskins) taken out!!! I'm already campaigning for whoever his backup is! BTW, does anyone know who's backing him up because another week of this crap and some die-hard Redskins fan will do my dirty work for me. He could only get my amazing, beast of a tight end one single catch for seven yards!!!!! Are you kidding me???!!! I may be in the market for a new tight end because the QBs throwing to the ones that I have either suck or are unproven. Here's hoping Flacco can get Todd Heap the ball next week, I'll be looking closely at his stats for the game on Sunday. Eff Me!!!!!