Playoff Picture

I've cruched the numbers and, with two games left, got a clear idea of most everyone's paths to the playoffs.

Sam Hamwich - Playoff lock unless he pulls a Cliff Claven on Jeapardy! (94% chance)

Mustprotectthishouse3 - With all those points, she's a lock with a win (90%)

Minters Hard Hiters - Would be in were it not for the Spooner incident...win one & in (85%)

Nasheville Toupee - No told this guy there's no 'e' in Nashville fuckers...in the playoff lock with two wins or by outscoring 80's babies. Beating The Crows will help, too (75%)

80's Babies - You can't blame a season on any one player so we'll take the Andy Reid-Donovan McNabb pair...why pull him? Big game vs. Minter's Hard Hitters in Week 14 Best chance is beating Nashevill Toupee on the tie breaker (25%)

The Crows - Needs two wints and needs them to be by a lot. It helps that they play the weakest 7-5 team this week. (15%)

Spooner Express - Won't get the tie breakers this year...needs two wins plus two losses by a7-5 team. (10%)

Truth in Advertising - Those points and a match up with 80's babies help. Two wins plus two losses by Minter's Hard Hitters or Nasheville Toupees plus making up a 40 point differential make it possible. At least you get to play 80's Babies this week. (5%)

Terry Tate All Stars - Mathamatically it's possible. So are a lot of things (1%)

Hella Monsters - A true State fan...there's always next year.