Not necessarily draft related; started on these yesterday before Sweetness posted his excellent write up. Decided to do a haiku for everyone in the league based on the season, plus one for the league as a whole. Hope you enjoy them:
League Haikus
League
Third year is the charm
Competitive balance, go!
Everyone was tied.
AJ
My score was tiny
But I won and won and won
Until I didn’t
Brent
Brees threw very well
Chris Johnson ran very far
One bad week doomed me
Greg
Never checked the team
Or so I said to the league
In the finals, though
Kevin
My draft was laughed at
More moves than Tom plus Tony
Manning should have played
Lee
Man crush on Brady
MJD was my keeper
Where is my jersey?
Pooler
Where did I go wrong
Was it T.O. in round three?
Worst season evah!
Shana
Matt Schaub or Rodgers
Through the season was my choice
Bleh! I chose poorly
Tom
Unsure of the rules
I did the best that I could
And almost made it
Tony
Thought I could win it
Picked out the Rivers jersey
Powder blue it was
Trey
QB’s score most points
Throughout our league’s history
Fuck it, Trent Edwards
5 comments:
First time in forever that an undrafted QB didn't finish in the top 5.
This is impressive work. I feel inspired:
Dearest Matt Forte
You get the purple mushroom
For being a quif
Oh Jason Campbell
Twenty nine points in one game
You sir should not start
Donald Driver got
my hopes up really high then
dashed on Mt. Manning
Minimal draft prep
Could access at work this year.
Was very lucky
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