Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Yet Another Fake Twitter Account

Lucas Van Praag, CEO of Goldman Sachs. Tweets far less than Lee Fowler because success takes up more time than failure. Best tweet:

@thattwerptaibbi. Stop hounding me! Yes, it's true. $GS funded Kate Gosselin's makeover AND bought CDS against her performance on DWTS.

In layman terms. Yes, we gave Kate Gosselin a high-interest loan to gussie up for her Dancing With the Stars appearance. And no, I don't feel bad that we used information on her loan application to then bet on her poor performance on the show. That's how we roll at Goldman Sachs.

This is exactly how Goldman made a crap load of cash with Greece, Mortgage Backed Securities, and Bears Sterns stock.

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