THIS is the dregs of whats left for backup RBs in 16 team league

Alfonso Smith, Ari RB [Recent News] FA
NYG
Sun 4:05 59 7 2.3 7 2 8th 0.1 0.4 +0.4
Chester Taylor, Ari RB [Recent News] FA
NYG
Sun 4:05 66 3 1.0 3 0 8th 0.4 3.0 +0
Mewelde Moore, Pit RB FA
@Hou
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 2 0 12th 0.2 0.3 +0
Bruce Miller, SF RB FA
@Phi
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 2 0 32nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Maurice Morris, Det RB [Recent News] FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 1 1 7th 0.0 0.4 -0.1
Vonta Leach, Bal RB FA
NYJ
Sun 8:20 86 1 0.3 1 0 27th 0.0 0.1 +0
Owen Schmitt, Phi RB FA
SF
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 1 0 1st 0.0 0.0 +0
Lance Ball, Den RB [Recent News] FA
@GB
Sun 4:15 50 9 3.0 1 2 14th 0.0 0.2 +0
Tony Fiammetta, Dal RB Q FA
Det
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 1 0 3rd 0.0 0.0 +0
Quinn Johnson, Ten RB FA
@Cle
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 1 0 19th 0.0 0.0 +0
Bernard Scott, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 1 1 21st 0.6 6.4 +3.2
Mike Sellers, Wsh RB FA
@StL
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 29th 0.0 0.2 +0
Kevin Faulk*, NE RB O FA
@Oak
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 30th 0.1 0.2 +0
Moran Norris, SF RB FA
@Phi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 32nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Rock Cartwright, Oak RB FA
NE
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 26th 0.0 0.0 +0
Corey McIntyre, Buf RB FA
@Cin
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 11th 0.0 0.0 +0
Larry Johnson, Mia RB [Recent News] FA
@SD
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 4th 0.0 0.2 +0
Ovie Mughelli, Atl RB [Recent News] FA
@Sea
Sun 4:05 62 6 2.0 0 0 10th 0.0 0.0 +0
Greg Jones, Jac RB FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Michael Robinson, Sea RB P FA
Atl
Sun 4:05 99 0 0.0 0 0 25th 0.0 0.0 +0
Jerome Harrison, Det RB [Recent News] FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 0 0 7th 1.4 33.0 -6
Lawrence Vickers, Hou RB FA
Pit
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Patrick Cobbs, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.1 +0
Montell Owens*, Jac RB O [Recent News] FA
NO
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Ahmard Hall, Ten RB SSPD FA
@Cle
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 19th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brian Leonard, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 66 3 1.0 0 0 21st 0.1 0.1 -0.1
Brandon Jackson*, Cle RB IR FA
Ten
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 18th 0.1 0.1 +0
Lorenzo Booker, Min RB FA
@KC
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 31st 0.0 0.0 +0
Korey Hall, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.0 +0
Danny Ware, NYG RB FA
@Ari
Sun 4:05 75 2 0.7 0 0 6th 0.1 0.2 -0.1
Jackie Battle, KC RB FA
Min
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 28th 0.0 0.0 +0
Jacob Hester, SD RB FA
Mia
Sun 4:15 75 2 0.7 0 0 8th 0.1 0.1 -0.1
Ryan Torain, Wsh RB FA
@StL
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 29th 1.5 59.4 -11.1
Jerome Felton, Car RB FA
@Chi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 17th 0.0 0.0 +0
Lex Hilliard, Mia RB FA
@SD
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 4th 0.0 0.1 +0
Jed Collins, NO RB FA
@Jac
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 2nd 0.0 0.1 +0
Bruce Hall*, Buf RB IR FA
@Cin
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 11th 0.0 0.0 +0
Kregg Lumpkin, TB RB FA
Ind
Mon 8:30 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.1 +0
Matt Lawrence*, Bal RB IR FA
NYJ
Sun 8:20 99 0 0.0 0 0 27th 0.0 0.0 +0
Stefan Logan, Det RB, WR FA
@Dal
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 7th 0.1 0.3 +0
Kahlil Bell, Chi RB Q [Breaking News] FA
Car
Sun 1:00 75 2 0.7 0 1 24th 0.1 0.2 +0
Donald Brown, Ind RB FA
@TB
Mon 8:30 99 0 0.0 0 0 19th 0.1 1.2 -0.1
Mike Goodson, Car RB FA
@Chi
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 17th 0.3 2.4 -0.3
Rashad Jennings*, Jac RB IR FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.2 0.2 +0.1
Jeremiah Johnson, Den RB FA
@GB
Sun 4:15 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Chris Ogbonnaya, Hou RB [Recent News] FA
Pit
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Cedric Peerman, Cin RB FA
Buf
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 21st 0.0 0.0 +0
Eddie Williams, Sea RB FA
Atl
Sun 4:05 86 1 0.3 0 0 25th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brock Bolen, Jac RB FA
NO
Sun 1:00 99 0 0.0 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0
Brit Miller, StL RB FA
Wsh
Sun 1:00 86 1 0.3 0 0 14th 0.0 0.0 +0

killing that Miller "smalk talk' Banner Ad?

the darned banner add is eating up significant area on the monitor here at the in-laws. I tried using it to see if it would then close, but it's like a Duke fan, it's never been there, but won't shut up. . .

Big weekend for the ACC

Clemson vs. Auburn ( longest winning streak in the nation)
MD vs ranked WV ( havent won since 04)
Miami vs. OH...IO
#1 OU @ FSU

0 for last 32 vs. top 5

Should you hold onto the ball ? Shit no.

Fuck me.

Peyton to stop practicing: Because of ongoing concerns about his recovery from neck surgery, including some back pain, the Colts announced Monday that they are holding Peyton Manning out of practice effective immediately. "During the last week, the rate of improvement in Peyton’s rehabilitation process slowed," the team said in a statement on Monday. "Over the weekend Peyton experienced soreness in his back. It was originally thought to be a normal reaction to his rehabilitation regimen. When the soreness persisted, the Colts medical team decided to initiate diagnostic tests ... As a result of the most recent development the doctors have decided that Peyton will not practice. His participation therefore, in Sunday’s game versus Houston will likely be doubtful. ... At the conclusion of the diagnostic process, if there are any new developments in the prognosis which we outlined for Peyton at the start of training camp we will report them. As of now Peyton continues to deal with a complicated neurological recovery, the end date of which is unpredictable." CBSSports.com NFL columnist Mike Freeman said that the initial report on Manning that he will need an additional surgery on his neck isn't true "yet" but the quarterback might miss several games.
(Updated 09/05/2011)

Here's the Autopick draft from work

Round: 1
(1) Team $Dapats$ - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Palm Beach Playaz - Chris Johnson RB
(3) Team Stunnas - Jamaal Charles RB
(4) GO COWGIRLS! - Aaron Rodgers QB
(5) NC Roughnecks - Ray Rice RB
(6) Miami Sharks - Michael Vick QB
(7) Spooner Express - Arian Foster RB
(8) Team Steam Roll - LeSean McCoy RB
(9) Mims Madness - Maurice Jones-Drew RB
(10) BullCity BigG - Rashard Mendenhall RB
(11) Team Winning - Tom Brady QB
(12) Turn and Coughlin - Andre Johnson WR
(13) Team Hassan - Roddy White WR
(14) Team stan - Michael Turner RB
(15) Team PlayMakerz - Frank Gore RB
(16) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Greg Jennings WR

Round: 2
(17) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Drew Brees QB
(18) Team PlayMakerz - Steven Jackson RB
(19) Team stan - Hakeem Nicks WR
(20) Team Hassan - Calvin Johnson WR
(21) Turn and Coughlin - Darren McFadden RB
(22) Team Winning - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(23) BullCity BigG - Philip Rivers QB
(24) Mims Madness - Mike Wallace WR
(25) Team Steam Roll - Vincent Jackson WR
(26) Spooner Express - Peyton Hillis RB
(27) Miami Sharks - Matt Forte RB
(28) NC Roughnecks - DeAngelo Williams RB
(29) GO COWGIRLS! - Reggie Wayne WR
(30) Team Stunnas - Peyton Manning QB
(31) Palm Beach Playaz - Tony Romo QB
(32) Team $Dapats$ - Miles Austin WR

Round: 3
(33) Team $Dapats$ - DeSean Jackson WR
(34) Palm Beach Playaz - Ahmad Bradshaw RB
(35) Team Stunnas - Dez Bryant WR
(36) GO COWGIRLS! - Knowshon Moreno RB
(37) NC Roughnecks - Ryan Grant RB
(38) Miami Sharks - Matt Schaub QB
(39) Spooner Express - Antonio Gates TE
(40) Team Steam Roll - LeGarrette Blount RB
(41) Mims Madness - Dwayne Bowe WR
(42) BullCity BigG - Jahvid Best RB
(43) Team Winning - Felix Jones RB
(44) Turn and Coughlin - Mike Williams WR
(45) Team Hassan - Jeremy Maclin WR
(46) Team stan - Marques Colston WR
(47) Team PlayMakerz - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB
(48) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Brandon Lloyd WR

Round: 4
(49) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Jonathan Stewart RB
(50) Team PlayMakerz - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(51) Team stan - Santonio Holmes WR
(52) Team Hassan - Dallas Clark TE
(53) Turn and Coughlin - Beanie Wells RB
(54) Team Winning - Marshawn Lynch RB
(55) BullCity BigG - Steelers D/ST D/ST
(56) Mims Madness - Kenny Britt WR
(57) Team Steam Roll - Ryan Mathews RB
(58) Spooner Express - Steve Johnson WR
(59) Miami Sharks - Cedric Benson RB
(60) NC Roughnecks - Jason Witten TE
(61) GO COWGIRLS! - Fred Jackson RB
(62) Team Stunnas - Percy Harvin WR
(63) Palm Beach Playaz - Wes Welker WR
(64) Team $Dapats$ - Mario Manningham WR

Round: 5
(65) Team $Dapats$ - Jermichael Finley TE
(66) Palm Beach Playaz - Shonn Greene RB
(67) Team Stunnas - Anquan Boldin WR
(68) GO COWGIRLS! - Packers D/ST D/ST
(69) NC Roughnecks - Dustin Keller TE
(70) Miami Sharks - Mark Ingram RB
(71) Spooner Express - Josh Freeman QB
(72) Team Steam Roll - Brandon Marshall WR
(73) Mims Madness - Vernon Davis TE
(74) BullCity BigG - Austin Collie WR
(75) Team Winning - Robert Meachem WR
(76) Turn and Coughlin - Sidney Rice WR
(77) Team Hassan - Matt Ryan QB
(78) Team stan - James Starks RB
(79) Team PlayMakerz - Eli Manning QB
(80) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Pierre Garcon WR

Round: 6
(81) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Tim Hightower RB
(82) Team PlayMakerz - Joe Flacco QB
(83) Team stan - Owen Daniels TE
(84) Team Hassan - Pierre Thomas RB
(85) Turn and Coughlin - Marcedes Lewis TE
(86) Team Winning - Danny Woodhead RB
(87) BullCity BigG - Kellen Winslow TE
(88) Mims Madness - Joseph Addai RB
(89) Team Steam Roll - Sam Bradford QB
(90) Spooner Express - Santana Moss WR
(91) Miami Sharks - Steve Smith WR
(92) NC Roughnecks - A.J. Green WR
(93) GO COWGIRLS! - Johnny Knox WR
(94) Team Stunnas - Daniel Thomas RB
(95) Palm Beach Playaz - Malcom Floyd WR
(96) Team $Dapats$ - Mike Tolbert RB

Round: 7
(97) Team $Dapats$ - Jay Cutler QB
(98) Palm Beach Playaz - Mike Thomas WR
(99) Team Stunnas - Zach Miller TE
(100) GO COWGIRLS! - C.J. Spiller RB
(101) NC Roughnecks - Chad Ochocinco WR
(102) Miami Sharks - Greg Olsen TE
(103) Spooner Express - Reggie Bush RB
(104) Team Steam Roll - Jimmy Graham TE
(105) Mims Madness - Matt Cassel QB
(106) BullCity BigG - Michael Bush RB
(107) Team Winning - Jacoby Ford WR
(108) Turn and Coughlin - Matthew Stafford QB
(109) Team Hassan - Brandon Jacobs RB
(110) Team stan - Kevin Kolb QB
(111) Team PlayMakerz - Lance Moore WR
(112) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Jordy Nelson WR

Round: 8
(113) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Roy Williams WR
(114) Team PlayMakerz - Braylon Edwards WR
(115) Team stan - Jets D/ST D/ST
(116) Team Hassan - Willis McGahee RB
(117) Turn and Coughlin - Ryan Torain RB
(118) Team Winning - Plaxico Burress WR
(119) BullCity BigG - Julio Jones WR
(120) Mims Madness - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(121) Team Steam Roll - Eagles D/ST D/ST
(122) Spooner Express - LaDainian Tomlinson RB
(123) Miami Sharks - James Jones WR
(124) NC Roughnecks - Ricky Williams RB
(125) GO COWGIRLS! - Thomas Jones RB
(126) Team Stunnas - Lee Evans WR
(127) Palm Beach Playaz - Mark Sanchez QB
(128) Team $Dapats$ - Bears D/ST D/ST

Round: 9
(129) Team $Dapats$ - Nate Kaeding K
(130) Palm Beach Playaz - Jerome Harrison RB
(131) Team Stunnas - Falcons D/ST D/ST
(132) GO COWGIRLS! - Jerome Simpson WR
(133) NC Roughnecks - David Garrard QB
(134) Miami Sharks - Donovan McNabb QB
(135) Spooner Express - Saints D/ST D/ST
(136) Team Steam Roll - Kyle Orton QB
(137) Mims Madness - Neil Rackers K
(138) BullCity BigG - Jason Campbell QB
(139) Team Winning - Jared Cook TE
(140) Turn and Coughlin - Patriots D/ST D/ST
(141) Team Hassan - Josh Brown K
(142) Team stan - Michael Crabtree WR
(143) Team PlayMakerz - Chargers D/ST D/ST
(144) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Brandon Pettigrew TE

Round: 10
(145) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Rob Bironas K
(146) Team PlayMakerz - Chiefs D/ST D/ST
(147) Team stan - Stephen Gostkowski K
(148) Team Hassan - Mike Williams WR
(149) Turn and Coughlin - Billy Cundiff K
(150) Team Winning - Deion Branch WR
(151) BullCity BigG - Montario Hardesty RB
(152) Mims Madness - Rob Gronkowski TE
(153) Team Steam Roll - Tony Gonzalez TE
(154) Spooner Express - Mason Crosby K
(155) Miami Sharks - Hines Ward WR
(156) NC Roughnecks - Ryan Fitzpatrick QB
(157) GO COWGIRLS! - Davone Bess WR
(158) Team Stunnas - John Kasay K
(159) Palm Beach Playaz - Garrett Hartley K
(160) Team $Dapats$ - Ronnie Brown RB

Round: 11
(161) Team $Dapats$ - Mike Sims-Walker WR
(162) Palm Beach Playaz - Donald Driver WR
(163) Team Stunnas - Darren Sproles RB
(164) GO COWGIRLS! - Alex Henery K
(165) NC Roughnecks - Nick Folk K
(166) Miami Sharks - Lions D/ST D/ST
(167) Spooner Express - Rashad Jennings RB
(168) Team Steam Roll - Roy Helu RB
(169) Mims Madness - Ben Tate RB
(170) BullCity BigG - Adam Vinatieri K
(171) Team Winning - Jason Hill WR
(172) Turn and Coughlin - Derrick Mason WR
(173) Team Hassan - Chris Cooley TE
(174) Team stan - Anthony Dixon RB
(175) Team PlayMakerz - Tony Moeaki TE
(176) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - DeMarco Murray RB

Round: 12
(177) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Mike Goodson RB
(178) Team PlayMakerz - Benjamin Watson TE
(179) Team stan - Jason Snelling RB
(180) Team Hassan - Steve Breaston WR
(181) Turn and Coughlin - Matt Hasselbeck QB
(182) Team Winning - Patrick Crayton WR
(183) BullCity BigG - Sebastian Janikowski K
(184) Mims Madness - Jacoby Jones WR
(185) Team Steam Roll - Nate Burleson WR
(186) Spooner Express - Bernard Scott RB
(187) Miami Sharks - Matt Bryant K
(188) NC Roughnecks - Toby Gerhart RB
(189) GO COWGIRLS! - Cadillac Williams RB
(190) Team Stunnas - Derrick Ward RB
(191) Palm Beach Playaz - Aaron Hernandez TE
(192) Team $Dapats$ - Marion Barber RB

Round: 13
(193) Team $Dapats$ - Justin Forsett RB
(194) Palm Beach Playaz - Danario Alexander WR
(195) Team Stunnas - Danny Amendola WR
(196) GO COWGIRLS! - LaRod Stephens-Howling RB
(197) NC Roughnecks - Kevin Walter WR
(198) Miami Sharks - Emmanuel Sanders WR
(199) Spooner Express - Donald Brown RB
(200) Team Steam Roll - Bernard Berrian WR
(201) Mims Madness - Javon Ringer RB
(202) BullCity BigG - Tashard Choice RB
(203) Team Winning - Visanthe Shiancoe TE
(204) Turn and Coughlin - Colt McCoy QB
(205) Team Hassan - Giants D/ST D/ST
(206) Team stan - Andre Roberts WR
(207) Team PlayMakerz - Jay Feely K
(208) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Anthony Armstrong WR

Round: 14
(209) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Randy Moss WR
(210) Team PlayMakerz - Greg Little WR
(211) Team stan - Stevan Ridley RB
(212) Team Hassan - Chad Henne QB
(213) Turn and Coughlin - Todd Heap TE
(214) Team Winning - Deji Karim RB
(215) BullCity BigG - Kendall Hunter RB
(216) Mims Madness - Antonio Brown WR
(217) Team Steam Roll - Raiders D/ST D/ST
(218) Spooner Express - Roscoe Parrish WR
(219) Miami Sharks - Delone Carter RB
(220) NC Roughnecks - Earl Bennett WR
(221) GO COWGIRLS! - Jacquizz Rodgers RB
(222) Team Stunnas - Alex Green RB
(223) Palm Beach Playaz - Dolphins D/ST D/ST
(224) Team $Dapats$ - Jerious Norwood RB

Round: 15
(225) Team $Dapats$ - Brent Celek TE
(226) Palm Beach Playaz - Nate Washington WR
(227) Team Stunnas - Jermaine Gresham TE
(228) GO COWGIRLS! - Earnest Graham RB
(229) NC Roughnecks - Titus Young WR
(230) Miami Sharks - Leon Washington RB
(231) Spooner Express - Alex Smith QB
(232) Team Steam Roll - Steve Slaton RB
(233) Mims Madness - Kevin Boss TE
(234) BullCity BigG - Leonard Hankerson WR
(235) Team Winning - Rams D/ST D/ST
(236) Turn and Coughlin - Isaac Redman RB
(237) Team Hassan - Le'Ron McClain RB
(238) Team stan - Jordan Todman RB
(239) Team PlayMakerz - Arrelious Benn WR
(240) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Steve Smith WR

Round: 16
(241) SMOOTH MOJITO'S - Cowboys D/ST D/ST
(242) Team PlayMakerz - Jalen Parmele RB
(243) Team stan - Michael Jenkins WR
(244) Team Hassan - Terrell Owens WR
(245) Turn and Coughlin - Mohamed Massaquoi WR
(246) Team Winning - Ryan Longwell K
(247) BullCity BigG - Heath Miller TE
(248) Mims Madness - Jonathan Baldwin WR
(249) Team Steam Roll - Dan Carpenter K
(250) Spooner Express - Devin Hester WR
(251) Miami Sharks - Jamie Harper RB
(252) NC Roughnecks - Vikings D/ST D/ST
(253) GO COWGIRLS! - Travis Beckum TE
(254) Team Stunnas - Shane Vereen RB
(255) Palm Beach Playaz - Devery Henderson WR
(256) Team $Dapats$ - Aaron Brown RB

BREAKING NEWS!!!

9/2/2011 - 4:46PM

reports out of the road house camp indicate that the deal which was to send chris johnson to the spooner express for a 1st round pick and pick position has been voided.

"it was simply a misunderstanding of draft regulations." said coolers owner/coach brent cronce. "we were under the impression that we would have two 1st round picks at our disposal on sunday and that simply is not the case. obviously we would not trade a running back of johnson's caliber away along with the rights to the 7th pick for a shot at drafting frank gore."

BTW...

I think Sweet Dee is lined up perfectly to receive the 2nd Annual 'Brent Cronce Memorial Matt Ryan: 11th best QB in a 10 team league award".
Good job on that Big Ben keeper.

Here's my thinking on why Im probably gonna keep Jahved Best

Here's what I believe will be left of the Top 40 players after keepers are removed:

1 Adrian Peterson RB MIN 9 26 4 2017
3 Jamaal Charles Injury RB KC 6 24 3 1850
8 Maurice Jones-Drew RB JAX 9 26 5 1565
9 Frank Gore RB SF 7 28 6 1560
10 Andre Johnson WR HOU 11 30 8 1505
15 Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 6 28 7 1360
16 Roddy White WR ATL 8 29 6 1353
17 Michael Vick QB PHI 7 31 10 1351
18 Steven Jackson RB STL 5 28 7 1331
20 Greg Jennings WR GB 8 27 5 1199
21 Peyton Hillis RB CLE 5 25 3 1185
22 Mike Wallace WR PIT 11 25 2 1182
25 DeSean Jackson WR PHI 7 24 3 1130
26 Dwayne Bowe WR KC 6 26 4 1100
27 Michael Turner RB ATL 8 29 7 1094
28 Antonio Gates TE SD 6 31 8 1060
29 Brandon Marshall WR MIA 5 27 5 1034
30 Reggie Wayne WR IND 11 32 10 1010
31 Jahvid Best RB DET 9 22 1 1004
32 Mike Williams WR TB 8 24 1 1000
34 Ahmad Bradshaw RB NYG 7 25 4 980
35 Brandon Lloyd WR DEN 6 30 8 980
38 LeGarrette Blount RB TB 8 24 1 916
39 Tom Brady QB NE 7 34 11 911
40 Jeremy Maclin WR PHI 7 23 2 910


So assuming now that round 3 rolls around -- I'm now looking at being the 27th pick overall -- and there's only about 25 total guys of the top 40 even available.
Oh, and the #2 RB @ Detroit blew his leg off and is holding it together with duct tape and Gorilla glue.

Consider Best kept. Beeches.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

9/1/2011 - 10:00PM

reports have surfaced that the road house coolers have accepted a trade that will send chris "i don't have a regular job" johnson and his new $53.5million deal to spooner express for the 4th overall pick and pick position.

trade breakdown:

spooner express to receive:

-chris johnson

-the 7th pick in rounds 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13

road house coolers to receive:

-1st round pick (4th overall)

-the 4th pick in rounds 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13

in a brief interview, cooler owner/coach brent cronce said his team's success will depend on the same three things it does every season - the running game, quality picks and injuries. when asked about trading away one of the best, if not the best, back in the game cronce stated "when you have the opportunity to better your program through quality depth, you take it. that's what the coolers did today. we are ecstatic about the possibility of two first round picks as well as improving our team's keepers with high picks throughout the draft."

express owner/coach kevin hudson appeared to be less reserved with his comments as he emotionally ripped off his shirt outside the spooner facilities. "i believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. i believe lee harvey oswald acted alone. i believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. i believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents christmas morning rather than christmas eve and i believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. and i believe in doing whatever it takes to get a running back who breaks 2000 yards," hudson said.

hudson, starting to remove his pants, finished the interview by saying "i just wanted to thank my mom for raising me as a good catholic so that we only had to miss two sundays a year. HT to AJ."