Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Holy shit!

Titans asked for police help to find QB Young

I saw Merrill Hodge go OFF on VY yesterday on Sports Center (which, since I was up @ 3 AM , I watched about 7 times)


Damn Right

Looking back at the Draft.

I think I would have taken Steve Slaton instead of Donte Stallworth, if only for the '09 potential.

Since I already have the handcuff on Chester, Im also thinking about getting the handcuff on the Falcons #2.

What an overall shit way to start the season. I do not like this part of me that is wishing & hoping for people to get hurt.
Willie Parker.
P.J.
Reggie Bush. Well... thats acceptable.

Holy shit.

Ex-UFC champ dies at 37

Former UFC middleweight champion Evan Tanner was found dead in a Southern California desert

Fuck

Mon, Sep 8 Burleson is out for the season because of a knee injury.

AND...it gets better!

Donte' Stallworth (quad) sustained a quadriceps injury during Week 1 pregame warmups and did not play. He is scheduled to undergo an MRI Monday, Sept. 8, and an update on his status for Week 2 is expected Wednesday, Sept. 10.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Trading Block!!!!

I've got Kurt Warner on the trading block for those looking for QB help.

How Many First Rounders?

How many first rounders will show up on the injury report? By my count, I see Tom Brady (knee) (not really first rounder but would be if not kept), Marion Barber (ribs), Joseph Addaii (head), and LaDanian Tomlinson (toe).

Also, I would like to point out that I am offically out of every survival pool I entered (three). And, my father decided I'm a man now and invited me to joing his fraternity's 104-person pick-'em league. My first week in. My first week as a man. I finished dead last. My correct picks were the Jets, Falcons, Eagles, and Patriots. This is strait-up pick 'em, too.

Same result in Yellow Ben's pick 'em. Last place.

As for fantasy, I had a pretty decent week. I will lose in our league but won in my other three.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Love Letters from SCW

Dear Dude at the Bar wearing the LT jersey:

Perhaps you should have spent your money on some football lessons instead of that fancy jersey. A fumble recovered in your OWN endzone is NOT A SAFETY. Never has been; never will be. I promise. Oh, and your girlfriend is obviously a prostitute. I hope you're getting your fair share.


Dear San Diego D:

You suck.


Dear Ryan Grant:

If you don't have a Willie Parker-esque night tomorrow night, I will CUT you.

XOXO,
SCW


PS -- Ryan...er...by CUT, I mean with a knife, not, you know, from the team. 'Cause really, you're all I got.

Yikes

CBS is reporting that Tom Brady has torn three knee ligaments. I think Merriman proved, that with a little stupidity, you can play with two. But three?

Much like Rocky V......

This week in FFL never happened. How did the three best teams from last year become the three worst teams? Ouch! Sam Handwich will still be even though this week is bad.

But my team and the soon to be known as Sans Brady have no hope.

Mid-Game Report

-Michael Turner is KILLING for the Atlanta Falcons

-Tom Brady is getting a MRI on his knee

-Randy Moss is STILL catching TDs


I love football season

Eff You...

...whoever played a part in me not having Jericho Cotchrey.

Friday, September 5, 2008

What was he thinking???

Eff Jason Campbell and all that he stands for!!!!!



Fri, Sep 5 Ryan O'Halloran, of The Washington Times, reports Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley was targeted just once on QB Jason Campbell's 27 passes in Week 1.



I need Todd Collins promoted ASAP!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, LaRon Landry...

What should you do if you see the train coming???

Note from the Sidekick: Let's add a little multimedia to this show:

Anyone know a good "HITMAN"????

I need Jason Campbell (Redskins) taken out!!! I'm already campaigning for whoever his backup is! BTW, does anyone know who's backing him up because another week of this crap and some die-hard Redskins fan will do my dirty work for me. He could only get my amazing, beast of a tight end one single catch for seven yards!!!!! Are you kidding me???!!! I may be in the market for a new tight end because the QBs throwing to the ones that I have either suck or are unproven. Here's hoping Flacco can get Todd Heap the ball next week, I'll be looking closely at his stats for the game on Sunday. Eff Me!!!!!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

No to go all artsy on the blog, but...

that Gene Upshaw patch is terrible.

Umm... will this be bad for the Hypen & Fred Taylor...or Garrard?

Jacksonville Jaguars offensive tackle Richard Collier was shot and critically wounded outside an apartment building early Tuesday

Added link to odds for weekly pick'em

Both NFL (Yahoo) and College (USATODAY)

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Alumni association upbeat!

Got my fortnight email from alumni association. Encouraging colors and blocking for the next trip to the lower carolina. . .

Of course, being in a conference regarded as almost as strong as c-usa, we're set up for the bowden ousting upset. . .

yep - contemplating basketb. . . oh wait, baseball season for mens sports at the alma tomater

now going to bed!

Is this REAL or just making him "Probable" ?

Wed, Sep 3 WEEI 850AM Sports Radio in Boston reports sources have indicated that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (foot) has a cracked bone in his foot. Brady is still expected to play Sunday, Sept. 7.

If Brady cant throw to Moss, 2 or us are F-ed in the A.

Rudi's big day

Credit: ProFootballTalk.com - RUDI’S CRAZY DAY IN DETROIT

A strange thing happened to running back Rudi Johnson when he visited with the Detroit Lions on Monday.

Someone stole his stuff.

Seriously.

Specifically, and as we’re told by a reliable source (i.e., not the person who told Mort that Joey Harrington had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Monday, or the person who told John Clayton that Todd Bouman had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Tuesday), Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen’s office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team.

So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found. Johnson and Millen were stumped.

Enter the eye in the sky.

The team checked the videotapes generated by the team’s in-house surveillance system, and they quickly identified the culprit.

So who might it have been? None other than Tatum Bell, who lost his gig with the Lions after Rudi arrived.

Per the source, Bell took the bags to the house of a female acquaintance. When confronted on the matter, Bell offered up some cockamamie story that he thought the bags belonged to someone he knew. The girl, however, said that she hadn’t seen Bell in several months and he showed up out of the blue and asked her to keep the bags for a while.

Johnson has retrieved the bags, and it’s our understanding that charges won’t be pressed.

Tatum apparently didn’t know that he was being monitored.

Fortunately, the displaced running back wasn’t Najeh Davenport.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Well, holy shit!

Couture remains in UFC, fights Lesnar in November!

I actually thought about it breaking this way about a month ago, but with the UFC telling Randy 'we'll let you out after one more fight, but it has to be Lesnar'.

As it stands now, he's re-signing with the UFC, and they are going to attempt to work out a fight with Fedor in the next 6 months or so (probably for their Superbowl weekend show).

LOL -- should have posted this on Friday.

Monday, September 1, 2008

I guess I lucked up not taking Rudi

Willie Anderson, Rudi Johnson cut by Bengals

Aug 30, 9:22 pm EDT


CINCINNATI (AP)—Offensive tackle Willie Anderson and running back Rudi Johnson lost their starting jobs with the Cincinnati Bengals during training camp. Now they’ve lost their roster spots, too.

The Bengals released Anderson and Johnson on Saturday as part of their moves to get to the 53-man roster limit.

Hmm... how to fill the slot???

The man on his 4th team in 4 years who has to share with at least 3 other guys???

After moving around to four different teams in as many years, Cleveland Browns fans hope Donte' Stallworth has finally found a home. The former first round selection is a big play receiver and averages over 15 yards per catch on his career. The same can be expected in Cleveland this year. It will be interesting to see how quarterback Derek Anderson adapts to Stallworth's style of play and if the two can find a connection down the field. Stallworth probably will not be a favorite target in the endzone for Anderson, but he should still get to the promise land a few times due to his big play capabilities.

Or the SUPER SLEEPER on a 100% pass oriented offense?

With Deion Branch out for the foreseeable future, Nate Burleson looks to inherit a starting WR position. Burleson has twice caught 9 TD's in a season and has been dangerous not only as a receiver, but also as a returner. His last stint as a first stringer came in 2004 while he was with Minnesota and if he can hold on to his starting gig for a complete season in Seattle, he should easily surpass his previous career highs of 68 catches and 1006 yards receiving. Courtney Taylor, Ben Obomanu, Logan Payne, or even rookie Jordan Kent could step up and fill-in if Burleson falters, so he'll need to stay sharp throughout pre-season.

Or the weak-kneed backup to R.B. who wont be a "Brian Westbrook" clone?

Deuce McAllister enters the 2008 season hoping to be fully recovered from a torn ACL suffered during the 2007 season. If McAllister can prove that he is healthy in training camp, he will enter the season as the Saints' main backup running back and will steal carries from Reggie Bush. If he is truly healthy, he may split carries pretty evenly with Bush; while Bush will get the majority of the receiving work out of the backfield. If McAllister is not cut before the season starts, fantasy owners will want to handcuff McAllister to Reggie Bush in the later rounds of fantasy drafts.

Here's hoping for a good season !!!

LINK

Expect Graham to be the focal point of the Buccaneers' offense in 2008, in which he should top 1,200 yards and 12 TD's as well as catch over 50 passes for 500 yards and a couple of TD's (giving him added value in a league that gives points per reception).

Must remember: Bench DA when it gets cold!

LINK

When the weather got cold in December, Anderson started to struggle throwing seven touchdowns and eight interceptions in those five games.

I realized it was a BIG assumption when I bagged him.

Chester Taylor enters the 2008 season as the backup to Adrian Peterson in Minnesota. Taylor is one of the league's best backup running backs and could fill in for Peterson if he were to go down with an injury. Fantasy owners who draft Adrian Peterson should make sure to handcuff him with Chester Taylor in the mid-to-later rounds. While Taylor stole some carries from Peterson in 2007, his workload should decrease if Peterson is able to stay healthy throughout 2008. Assuming that Peterson is healthy, Taylor should not have major value in fantasy leagues.

Did we miss out on Steve Slaton ???

Or is he too small?

And BTW -- the 80's babies and their ZANY drafting of Kurt "Methuselah" Warner may look as prescient as the Bakula picking up Hasselbeck.

Big Numbers!

I've got a projected 100 points for my week 1 matchup....watch out for the 80's Babies!!!!

2nd running back blues

Mendenhall apparently has trouble holding onto the ball, and most likely will only get 10 carries in the 1st game.
Chester is backing up P.J.

Either way -- I'm gonna be up against Jamal Lewis & Ryan Grant, so Im behind the 8 ball already.
Sheesh.


***SAN***
Trying to buck up my spirits by FINDING GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE UNDERTAKER.


More LINKY goodness --- not wishing ANYTHING bad on P.J. or Willy Parker.

Survival League

Link on sidebar has been updated.

We are live!

Draft information has been entered, and the season has begun!

Saturday, August 30, 2008

14th pick is my money maker!!!

Aug 29 The Associated Press reports New Orleans Saints RB Deuce McAllister had 11 carries for 30 yards during the team's preseason game Thursday, Aug. 28. He also caught two passes for two receiving yards. KFFL

Aug 24 McAllister (knees) had six carries for nine yards in Saturday's preseason game against the Bengals.

Recommendation: Though McAllister didn't put up big numbers on Saturday, the important news here is that he made it through his second straight preseason game without aggravating his surgically-repaired knees. The Saints are expected to rest their starters during the team's final preseason game, so McAllister isn't likely to see much more action until Week 1 of the regular season.


LOL -- money graf highlighted:

47. Deuce McAllister, New Orleans: 92 yards (3.8 yards per carry), 4 catches for 15 yards. At 29, he’s missed 25 games the past three years with injuries to both knees. Has somehow looked great in camp, but is he more than a feel-good story?

48. Tatum Bell, Detroit: 182 yards, 1 TD (4.1 yards per carry). Was quickly banished to the bench or inactive list by Martz last year. Seems to be giving way to Smith in the competition to start.

49. Dominic Rhodes, Indianapolis: 302 yards and 1 TD (4.0 yards per carry), 2 100-yard games, 11 catches for 70 yards. After a year of reflection, turns out playing for the good Colts beats playing for the bad Raiders. Good guy to tuck away in case Addai gets hurt.

50. Pierre Thomas, New Orleans: 252 yards, 1 TD (4.8 yards per carry), 17 catches for 151 yards, 1 TD. Move him way up if all the screws holding McAllister together start falling out.

More news & analysis:

Fantasy Analysis
McAllister is expected to be ready for the start of the season, but he is expected to share carries with Reggie Bush and possibly Pierre Thomas. Consider McAllister more of a No. 4 Fantasy RB heading into 2008.
(Updated 08/26/2008).

Friday, August 29, 2008

Draft board

Draft night bitches!

As geeky as this sound for anyone looking to watch and listen, the best option is probably headphones.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Lock it down and start making plans

AJ has declined to take anyone as a Keeper.
Therefore the pre-draft shenanigans are now officially closed.

KEEPERS OFF THE BOARD:
2 Adrian Peterson
8 Tom Brady
9 Clinton Portis
10 Marshawn Lynch
12 Marion Barber
13 Maurice Jones-Drew
20 Tony Romo
22 Willis McGahee
34 Drew Brees
39 Plaxico Burress
40 Brandon Jacobs
48 Thomas Jones
58 Tony Gonzalez
92 Jerricho Cotchery


BTW -- Mom's is NOT bringing Mexican steaks, Tom is NOT coming to be AJ & Brent's objective outside observer.
So -- I'll stop by HT on the way home, pick up some more ribs if they are on sale, or a family pack of carne del moo.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Top 100 Draft picks off the board so far.

2 Adrian Peterson
8 Tom Brady
9 Clinton Portis
12 Marion Barber
13 Maurice Jones-Drew
20 Tony Romo
22 Willis McGahee
34 Drew Brees
39 Plaxico Burress
40 Brandon Jacobs
48 Thomas Jones
58 Tony Gonzalez
92 Jerricho Cotchery

This is assuming The Purple Pirate takes TJ
No updates from AJD yet - Mr. Sidekick, get on the horn!!!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Saturday, August 23, 2008

OMG this is so friggin wicked pissa

Kicking and screaming: Cuban banned for life - USATODAY.com
BEIJING (AP) — A Cuban taekwondo athlete and his coach were banned for life after Angel Matos kicked the referee in the face following his bronze-medal match disqualification.

Cuban coach Leudis Gonzalez offered no apology for Matos' actions during the men's over-80 kg (176 pounds) match.


Matos was winning 3-2, with 1:02 in the second round, when he fell to the mat after being hit by his opponent, Kazakhstan's Arman Chilmanov. He was sitting there, awaiting medical attention, when he was disqualified for taking too much injury time. Fighters get one minute, and Matos was disqualified when his time ran out.

Matos angrily questioned the call, pushed a judge, then pushed and kicked referee Chakir Chelbat of Sweden. Matos then spat on the floor and was escorted out.


"He was too strict," Gonzalez said, referring to the decision to disqualify Matos. Afterward, he charged the match was fixed, accusing the Kazakhs of offering him money.

"This is a strong violation of the spirit of taekwondo and the Olympic Games. The sanctions are the following and are effective immediately: Lifetime ban of the coach and athlete in all championships sanctioned by the (World Taekwondo Federation) and at the same time, all records of this athlete at the Beijing Games will immediately be erased," said the announcer, reading a WTF release.

In his first match, Matos defeated Italy's Leonardo Basile, then beat China's Liu Xiaobo 2-1 in the quarterfinals. But he lost to South Korean Cha Dong-min in the semis to land in the bronze-medal match.

"To me it was obvious he was unable to continue," Chilmanov said. "His toe on his left foot was broken."

Matos won the gold medal in this division at the 2000 Sydney Games, dedicating the victory to his mother, who died on the day of the opening ceremony. At the 2004 Athens Games, he finished 11th.

Matos' tantrum followed a day of confusion on the mats.

Earlier Saturday, China's double gold medalist Chen Zhong crashed out in the quarterfinals after initially being declared the winner. It was the first time a match result had been overturned since taekwondo became an official Olympic sport in 1990.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Jumbo explosive earth shattering trade in the works.

Lets just say -- anyone willing to give up the #1 or #2 picks needs to get in touch with me ASAP.
And since El Tino never reads the blog, that means Im willing to deal with The Commish.
I got nothin to lose, and since I expect to finish 5-8 or worse AGAIN, I'm willing to deal.

2008 pre-trospective.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Drafty goodness

For those that show up, there is a HIGH probability Moms is bringing up some Mexican steaks --- made from real Mexicans -- so bring an appetite!

And T Bone, you are more than welcome to join (and eat)

Keeper List

This list is for teams to list any player they KNOW they are keeping for the upcoming season (with a 2 round draft penalty for the keeper). However, this list IS NOT official until the first pick of the draft is made, we are simply keeping it as a courtesy for our new members.

If you are not comfortable adding your keepers to the list due to some kind of weird draft strategy, that's fine (asshole).

Again, just edit this post with your keepers rather than put them in the comments.

Truth in Advertising:

Tom Brady (will give up 2nd round draft pick)

Sam Handwhich:

Purple Jesus(2nd round)
Marshawn Lynch(4th round)

MPTH3.0

I am keeping Tony Romo and Clinton Portis.

Douche.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Who'd have known......

That the Paraguay women's javelin team is where its at.
Enjoy Gents.

Leryn Franco

Monday, August 11, 2008

Another prima donna athlete

Jesus Tap-dancing Christ. What a bunch of over-hyped, over-paid drama queens we've created.

Mark Spitz is pissed because no one "invited" him to the Olympics

"I am going to sit there and watch Michael Phelps break my record anonymously? That's almost demeaning to me. It is not almost—it is."

Sweet!

More games in Reynolds!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

As long as...

y0u pair him with guys with no ground game, Brock Lesnar may go undefeated. He's so much bigger than almost everyone he faces, and his ground game is very, very solid (Herring tried to roll on him and Lesnar just shoved him back into a defensive position with almost no effort).

Also, French rap just sounds ridiculous.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Andruw Jones

On PTI today, Mr. Tony mentions that up until last year, Andruw was on pace to be a HOFer; I laughed, then looked here. If you look at the section 'Similar Batters through Age 30', JEEZUS!

  1. Frank Robinson
  2. Eddie Mathews
  3. Johnny Bench
  4. Al Kaline
  5. Sammy Sosa
  6. Ken Griffey
  7. Ruben Sierra
  8. Ron Santo
  9. Juan Gonzalez
  10. Duke Snider
5 HOFers, 1 for sure HOFer (Griff), 1 should be HOFer (Sosa), and 1 want to be HOFer (Santo).

What the hell happened to this guy? He's hitting under the Mendoza line, and doesn't look to be things around at this point...is this the greatest 'falling off the face of the earth' ever?

Question for the 'guar...

Does UF pay for this?

Do these kids get some kind of insurance policy by being athletes, or is this something that the parent's insurance has to take care of?

It's not in quatrains, but...

I know he'd never agree to it, but a trade to the Jets may not be the worst thing in the world. They should have a decent O-line by this point, they should have a running game with Thomas Jones, and their receivers would have to play a little harder knowing they don't have either of the rag armed freaks they were stuck with last year throwing to them.

July 26, 2008 5:28 PM

Ouch. Why Antonio Gates was lame last year

THIS has GOT to hurt.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

HFS. I had no idea.

Braves announcer Skip Caray dies | ajc.com


I guess not watching TV does leave you a little out of the loop.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Well, only LOOKS like a tough couple games for us

Clemson #9
USF #21
Wake #23

Other than that -- we should be golden !!!

BTW --- the Wolf was wondering if anyone has interested in running down to Columbia for the season opener.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Possible fight of the year coming up...

Watching hype for the Jon Fitch/GSP fight coming up.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Cyborg Wow!

Cyborg will easily dispatch Carano. Those two 140 pound ladies were going after each other. Cyborg throwing straight bombs and Baszler trying every sub in the books.

Cyborg throws punches better than any woman I've ever seen (better than most men in fact). Carano throws wild, slow, looping punches. Cyborg is going to demolish her pretty face straight down the pipe. Won't even be close!

The most exciting fight I saw on XC all night.

Margarito/Cotto...

instant classic, my beautiful bebbees.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Does Brett Favre have a brain tumor?

NFL Network report: Favre plans to report to camp

We are so creating a flag football team now.

My God, it's full of stars!

Sidekick's spare time

I am truly happy to see that the Sidekick is putting his spare time to good use and throwing up a bunch of posts. Throwing them up on the Sports site is just an added bonus for me, because really I don't know shit about anything else.

Thank you Sidekick. Truly, thank you

Thursday, July 24, 2008

T bone's favorite sport center commercials. . .

Here's the buddy program commercial. It's definitely one of my favorite. The direct recording quality of this particular edit is grainy.

And this one is the Peyton and Eli. I would love to seem them reprise this now that they've both got blings. Did Archie earn a pro ring?

The 'Guar may be interested in the Steve Irwin bit.

Showing off the baddest mofo alive...




MMA on CBS

Fights this Weekend !!!


The full lineup for Elite XC's July 26 show on CBS:

• Middleweight title: Robbie Lawler vs. Scott Smith
• Welterweight title: Jake Shields vs. Nick Thompson
• Heavyweight title: Antonio Silva vs. Justin Eilers
• Nick Diaz vs. Thomas Denny
• Shayna Baszler vs. Cristiane Cyborg
• Rafael Feijao vs. Travis Galbraith
• Wilson Reis vs. Brian Caraway
• Mike Cook vs. Carl Seumantafa
• Brandon Tarn vs. Drew Montgomery
• Monkhon WiWasuk vs. David Douglas

He's a fast one

TJ

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Completely random side note of the day.

As much as I want to hate him, I think that I may actually have a man crush on Tim Tebow.

Favorite Sportscenter Anchor?

Thinking about this earlier in the day as I was trying to figure out whether to watch 'First Take' or 'Sportscenter'. Eventually, I realized that the fact I was contemplating not watching SC showed just how far the show has fallen. Back in the day, late night/early morning SC was must watch TV. You had a great mix of anchors, including Dan Patrick, Keith Olbermann, Craig Kilborn, Larry Biehl, Bob Ley, Charlie Steiner, etc.

Each of these anchors brought his own personality to the show without having a shtick that overpowered the fact that the show was about sports and sports highlights(see Scott, Stu).

My personal fave: Charlie Steiner. He seemed to enjoy the job, while at the same time, realized that the show wasn't about him. Also he was hilarious in some of the 'This is SportsCenter' commercials.

Some examples:







So, whoyagot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Summer league jersey retirement

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Last in division while UNC is second in theirs?

Where's the rest of the outrage? IF they reranked the group as a set of twelve rather than two sets of six, where would we fall then in a meaningless preseason ranking?

My ire was really up that the Herald Bung article made only one mention of State in the article while repeatedly quoting Davis and Cutliffe. And that mention was "rounding out the division. . . . . . NC State."

I'm burning some extra incense for the health of our running back posse and hopes that the O-line can hold open enough gaps to spring them free. I am not confident about our Qback quandry. Hopefully we'll put up fewer than 4 INT/game this go 'round. . .

Sunday, July 20, 2008

War Fedor!

I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet that can argue that Fedor isn't the baddest dude in MMA right now. He just dismantled Tim Sylvia in about 30 seconds.

Friday, July 18, 2008

The Open!

Don't want to spoil it for those of you recording it, but the leaderboard for this tourney is just fantastic. For a non Tiger event, ABC(?) has got to be quite happy with the way things look like they're going to turn out this weekend.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

MMA more dangerous than boxing?

Diaz in Coma after collapsing in his corner before the 11th round.

This was on Wednesday night fights last night. Anyone that says MMA is more dangerous than boxing may need to rethink that.

A potential 36 minutes of fighting compared to 15 minutes (25 for title bouts). Yes, in MMA there is more than just throwing punches, but no one is going to die from a triangle or rear naked choke.

I've said this before, but the biggest difference between MMA and boxing is that no one in MMA gets hit in the head hundreds of times during the course of the match, and more importantly no one in MMA gets the opportunity to take a 10 count then get back up numerous times and continue to take punishment (this obviously results in no one getting critically injured in MMA).

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Oh Quinton...

Not in the OC!



Funniest comment that I've seen thus far (on a decidedly unfunny situation) is that it's a good thing the police got him on the ground since Forrest showed that he's helpless there (oh, that's right, none of you fuckers have any idea what that joke means since nobody showed up to watch the fight; fuckers).

Update
Rampage arrested again

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

For the 'guar

From a game of NCAA '09 I played this evening (the reason it's from so far away is that I was really trying to show the corner blitz in action).







Monday, July 14, 2008

Honestly, its tough to decide who to dislike more

CBS fires Packer as college hoops analyst
Associated Press, by Staff

New York — Billy Packer is out after 27 years as the lead college basketball analyst for CBS, making way for Clark Kellogg. Kellogg has done game and studio analysis for CBS for 16 years. He will partner with Jim Nantz on his first Final Four in April.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Is anyone watching this?

I always forget how the momentum constantly shifts and how dramatic tennis is.

In the Wimbledon final Nadal went up 2 sets, then Federer comes back and wins the next two sets. Now in the 5th its 2-2 Deuce, and in Rain delay.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Very cool.

Portraits of Euro winners

Done in different styles based on the country and the year in which they won the tourney (the Ruskies are astronauts!)

Hodge makes Nets summer league

At the bottom...

"Hodge has worked out at the Nets’ practice facility in recent weeks and general manager Kiki Vandeweghe - who drafted him in Denver - has said that Hodge could be an option for the Nets if he plays well."

Friday, June 27, 2008

US Track and Field Olympic Trials

I just wanted to say I'm exciting about the trials. I really love the track and field! I encourage everyone to watch. These men and women are amazing!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Someone is smack talkin' our boy Todd !!!


Worst NBA Draft Lottery Picks of All-Time


Posted: June 24, 2008 9:32 AM by Blogger Jeff
Todd Fuller,11th overall pick of the 1996 NBA Draft by Warriors. Fuller was taken ahead of Steve Nash, Kobe Bryant, Peja Stojakovic, Zydrunas Ilgauskas and Jermaine O'Neal, all of whom became NBA All-Stars.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

where'd the Lakers fly to, they weren't in Boston. . .

I know the pros can score in spades, but with ten minutes to go, I don't think the lakers have much answer for the 65 95 score. Can one of the greatest golf events be bookended by the lamest game six showing EVER?

Ten minutes to go. . .

GROUP C PERMUTATIONS -- How to F the French

The Netherlands have won Group C and will play the Group D runners-up in the quarter-finals.

Romania will qualify for the quarter-finals if they beat the Netherlands, eliminating France and Italy.

If Romania fail to beat the Netherlands, the winner of France v Italy will go through.

If France and Italy draw, a point against the Netherlands would be enough to send Romania through. France must win to have any chance of qualifying.

If France and Italy share a score draw (1-1, 2-2, 3-3 etc), Italy will go through if Romania lose (by any score). In this scenario, Italy, Romania and France will be level on two points each but Italy would have scored more goals in games between the 3 teams.

Romania will finish bottom of the group if they lose and France and Italy draw 2-2, 3-3 or 4-4. France will finish bottom if they draw 1-1 unless Romania lose 3-0 or by a four-goal margin.

If France and Italy draw 0-0, Romania can lose by one goal, two goals or by a three-goal margin other than 3-0 but still qualify. In this scenario, Italy and Romania would have identical head-to-head records, but Romania would have better goal difference in ALL group matches or, in the case of the three-goal defeats, goals scored. France would finish bottom, having scored fewer goals head-to-head v Italy and Romania.

If Romania lose 3-0 to the Dutch, Italy would qualify with a 0-0 draw against France because of their superior coefficient points. France would finish bottom as they would have scored fewer goals head-to-head v Italy and Romania.

If Romania lose by four goals or more and the other game ends 0-0, Italy would proceed with a better overall goal difference than Romania. France would finish bottom as they would have scored fewer goals head-to-head v Italy and Romania.

If France and Italy draw AND Romania avoid defeat, then Romania go through.

10 weeks until kickoff!!!

That's all I've got.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Joke from my boy Gene


Q: How do you get a UNC grad off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Please Lord Xenu, let this be on TV

We have to find a way to see this, outside of traveling to Atlantic City!

Canseco fights Sikahema!

That's right, everyone's favorite Roid Monger against absolutely everyone's favorite Goal Post Padding puncher.

When I was 7 or 8 I saw Vai puching the padding and thought this is the greatest thing ever. When I got to a goal post pad I was all over that thing. Everytime I see one I still give it the good ol 1-2.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

#1 Seed in the sub regional

College World Series, here they come! NCSU #1 Seed in Raleigh!

The question is are we going to the sub regional? It includes Charlotte, SoCar, and JMU

The UNC Subregional is in Cary and includes Wilmington, Elon, and for the first time ever Mt St. Mary's

UF alas is only a number #2 seed and is in the same sub regional as FSU. Oh well, maybe next year.

Oh and BTW, I am also rooting for LBSU, because their baseball team's mascots are the Dirtbags! Awesome!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Hey! We got 2 on the list!

Of course, one is Engin getting leapfrogged and the other is the 'pass'.

And WTF is up with "Cardiac Kids" ?
I made my feelings known in the comments.

Out.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Nightmare Fuel!

Jim Edmonds is a Cub?


Friday, May 9, 2008

World's Greatest Dunker

Apparently, he's French. C'est la vie!

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira (Big Nog)

Noted as having quite possibly the best chin in all of MMA, Big Nog, is one of the toughest Heavyweights to ever put on a pair of 4 ounce gloves. He has taken a pounding from the all time Heavyweight great Fedor Emelianenko on three different occasions and survived to hear the judge's decision twice. (One encounter was stopped due to accidental cut).

Prior to his meetings with Fedor, Nogueira battled Bob Sapp during Pride Shockwave in 2002. If Nogueria's chin was ever a question mark, all was answered on August 22, 2002. 365 lbs muscle-bound Sapp picked Nog up and slammed him onto his head, leaving onlookers wondering if he would even get up. Nogueira's submission of Sapp just minutes later will live on in MMA infamy forever.

Friday, May 2, 2008

I think this illustrates the problem clearly enough.

Compare this with the next to last paragraph of this article and you should see what we're up against.